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I was sitting here sipping on a glass of Wild Turkey and reminiscing about my younger years when I recalled a story that almost made me shit my pants with laughter.

So, a few years back, I was in the club with a couple lads I'm not friends with anymore. It was pretty early in the night so we were fresh and not yet plastered, and we came across this chick with whom one of the lads had been previously acquainted. Being daring and on fire from whiskey mixers, I made a move on her and ended up giving her the ol' top deck rim duster right in front of him. She ends up making out with about a half dozen blokes that I saw, so I'm happy to have gotten first blood before getting out of Dodge.

Anyway, fast forward a few hours, I'm stained, the music's loud and jumping, and I bump into her and we find ourselves in a corner. All of a sudden she starts nibbling on my ear, like she's warning up for the Winter Olympics. I'm just sitting there with this wtf look on my face, and I keep making eye contact with revellers giving me the wtf look on their faces, and were just exchanging wtf glances at each other. I didn't find it fun, it was as gross American food. I ended up peeling her off me like a dirty dommy and told her to sully someone else's face.

So she moves onto my mate, and she's giving him the old Turkish Delight in his ear too. I can't stand to see that shit so I went and polished off another duster.

Bout 15 bob later he comes hobbling over to me, embarrassed look on his face and a dark stain on the front of his trousers; he nutted himself getting his ear munched on in the middle of the club. That's what you get I suppose.

Anyway, do you find having your ear nibbled on to be sexy or arousing, or is it just annoying or even disgusting to you? Donyou enjoy nibbling ears? And have you ever nutted yourself from having your ear eaten out?