Search Results: short jokes about men

Does he like her?

Woman in her mid 40's meets younger man, 14yr age gap. They exchange numbers. He calls the next day, and they speak for about 2 hrs. He ask her to come to his house for sex and to teach him. Which she felt was a joke. She...

Anonymous

(45 Plus)

Why did he tell me that when he has his eyes on my coworker?

I have been talking with this guy (Let's call him C) who works next door in the same building for about two months. We only talk when we are at work. My man got jealous before saying that C has his eyes on me but I told...

Anonymous

(36-45)

Society & Politics

What is your favorite joke?

Heres mine: A man and woman have been married for 1 year now and she hated it because everynight when they sleep, he'd always fart at night. She would always joke that one day he's going to fart his guts out. So one...

koala7

Xper 5 Age: 32

Valentine's Day

Why is it that women are extremely cheap?

1. When going out to lunch with male co-workers some women will often "delay" and hope the male co-worker pays for their meal. Sometimes they will pretend like they don't have their card, or that they are short on cash....

Anonymous

(36-45)

Fashion & Beauty

She is not looking for a guy because of a bad relationship she got out of.

So there is this girl I like and we flirt quite a bit. So few weeks ago I got drunk and she used the opportunity to try tell her if I like her, but I did not. She kept repeatedly asking me that night what I think of her...

Anonymous

(30-35)

How can I get a girl?

Well let me start like this. Sometimes when I am around girls that I have known for a while or girls I am not really attracted to tend to say I am funny and confident. Yet some of them I think like me, but I am not...

Anonymous

(36-45)

We Never Were Intimate; Why Does He Keep Coming Back?

A man and I met and he followed me down the street for 3 blocks to get my number. For the next 10 days, he called me to hang out every day. He introduced me to friends & family, took me sightseeing, took me to dinner, and...

messymess

Xper 5 Age: 47

Dating

Not sure what to do, but I know I want to give it a chance, advice?

First off I am not an easy person to impress and I don't fall easy, it takes a lot for a man to impress me as I approach my thirties. I was talking to a guy since November, and in Jan. we started talking more and then...

Anonymous

(36-45)

Is this the kind of girl you'd want to settle down with?

So it's no secret that a lot of guys are afraid of being "tied down." But is it because of the way most girls are in relationships? Would you be more likely to want to settle down if you met a certain type of girl? What...

Anonymous

(36-45)

What happened to all the nice guys, girls? YOU DID

What happened to all the nice guys? The answer is simple: you did. See, if you think back, really hard, you might vaguely remember a Platonic guy pal who always seemed to want to spend time with you. He’d tag...

Jakenv21

Xper 5 Age: 36

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Does he like me more than a friend?

Hi, so long story short I'm in love with my friend. He and I have been friends for years and had a falling out. Just recently, we have rekindled our relationship and basically have spent everyday of the past 5 weeks...

hideme84913

Xper 5 Age: 37

Society & Politics

Professor and student relationship?

My English professor, he is HOT. in his own little way. My friends and random girls kind of see what I see but I have to explain it to them. I have always liked older men. I am 19 he is 24 or 25 years, he wouldn't tell me...

oneday25

Xper 5 Age: 34

How to save a girl from digging her own grave?

I met this girl who just came here 8month ago. she didn't have much friends. I liked her from the first time we met but at that time she had a boy friend. so I kept my distance. one day I found out she got hit by her...

Gatekeeper01

Xper 5 Age: 42

Does this have a double meaning?

A guy I'm interested in (four years age difference) said two things that caught me off guard in a conversation. I had made a joke about him growing his beard, then added that I had attempted to grow out my hair and...

milkyplanet

Xper 5 Age: 33

Fashion & Beauty

Attracted to two co-workers. Help?

OK, question self explanatory. Me: 23, lives at home. Goes to college. Is darn near broke with tuition and surgery bills (I broke my ankle badly in March and had plates, screws etc...). Hope to finish soon and make...

obriensg1

Xper 6 Age: 38

How do I know if this shy girl likes me as more than a friend?

This has been ongoing, and SLOWLY progressing all semester, but I will try to condense and summarize it as best as possible. Basically, I met this girl (my age) through a new job and class at the same time. She is VERY...

Anonymous

(30-35)

Girl that was a short fuse and has now turned slightly cold - advice?

OK so been texting a girl for the last couple of weeks, she's what you would classify as a short fuse - a girl who has a high invested interest in you. Rather than me doing the chasing, I managed to pipe her interest...

theagent

Xper 3 Age: 41