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How do couples deal with flatulence?

I just started spending more time at my boyfriend's house and now I'm faced with a problem: for the life of me, I can't fart there. Sometimes I get so full of gas that it hurts. I try to do it in the bathroom but it...
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Usually , You often fart silently or loud noise?

But... Loud noise farts often don't smell bad. and Silent farts often smell worst.
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But... Loud noise farts often don't smell bad. and Silent farts often smell worst. Show More
I often fart loud noise , but that it doesn't smell bad...
I often fart Silently , but it smell very bad...
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Why do men fart so much?

I know everybody farts but women tend to be more discreet. Why is it men can't hold it in but have to force them out with a loud noise and an often vile stench? They seem so proud of it too.
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My boyfriend seems to enjoy it when I'm pissed off. Is it normal?

I could be judging the situation 100% wrong. However, whenever I am having a bad day or simply not feeling well, my boyfriend will pick and prod at me. Flicking my ears, my nose, poking my stomach (rather hard as he...
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Why are the majority of GaGers so entitled?

I've noticed that TakeOwner, Asker, and Opinion Owners alike have a massive entitlement complex. When someone disagrees with them it's immediately taken as a personal attack on either their intelligence, their...
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Girls, are guys with these (feminine) characteristics attractive?

Hey girls! I'm curious to know if you think guys with (slightly) feminine tendencies are kindof attractive.  Some personal examples: 1. I wish I could share my emotions more freely (I'm not dramatic about it though) 2. I...
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You are leaving the meeting room as there is someone downstairs to meet you, just as you walk out the door?

You are leaving the meeting room as there is someone downstairs to meet you, just as you walk out the door there is a fart noise and everyone is like " dam did [your  name] just let one rip and walk away" What would you do?
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You are leaving the meeting room as there is someone downstairs to meet you, just as you walk out the door there is a fart noise and everyone is like " dam did [your  name] just let Show More
Keep walking and pretend you didn't hear anything
Stop and walk back and deny you farted
Say Dennis farted and not you
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Why do my armpits make a fart noise?

Sometimes my armpits just make this disgusting sound. It's not sweaty or anything, it's usually dry, but it keeps making this sound and it's very embarrassing. Do you guys have any idea how to stop it? (I'm very serious,...
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She farts like a motorbike in her sleep?

As soon as her head hits that pillow and she drifts off, my girlfriend starts farting and they usually happen about every 5 minutes & honestly, they sound like motorbikes revving up. I don't have an issue with her...
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Were these guys fflirting with me?

I was at the mall this weekend and my friends told me a few guys were flirting with me, i though so too but i dont know for sure - Okay so i went to the mall two weeks ago and the guy at newbury comics kept teasing me and...
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Will farting in public place with noise gross you out?

Like this one? (a sort of extreme and typical example) https://www.youtube.com/embed/eifAnFJGO7I
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Why aren't women self-conscious about pooping or farting?

Every girl I've dated, including my sisters and mom, will fart in front of anyone, as loud as possible. They will also poop in front of everyone, making disgusting noises on the toilet and brag about how they took a huge...
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Was he trying to call me fat? when a stranger makes fart noises with his mouth?

i was grocery shopping at the market, got chips, and this guy near me also got 2 bags of chips, while walking past me but not looking in my direction or at me, he was making fart noises with his mouth (pressing his lips...
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Is it OK if I shit in front of her?

My girlfriend. Will it be OK if I shit in front of her with the door open? Will she still want me even if I fart a lot and make a lot of noise?
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Are guys turned off by girls who snort when they laugh or who fart (let me explain)?

When I laugh really hard like so hard that tears come to my eyes I end up snorting, the person/guy who I'd be sharing that moment with would prob also be laughing, would he be like eeeew, because I literally can't help it...
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Do girls fart? Do you try to suppress it?

Do you fart with or without noise?
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How do you make people who are enraged by your face not so enraged?

So we've all been there; someone is angry because you went on a website you said you wouldn't because they thought it was completely unproductive and you were a terrible, terrible sh*thead of a man while there. That's...
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Do you still laugh at fart jokes?

Do fart noises or fart jokes still make you laugh or chuckle a bit? or no?
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Do fart noises or fart jokes still make you laugh or chuckle a bit? or no?
Yeah I still laugh at them
No, not anymore
I have never found farts funny, ever
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Anyone elses a**hole clinch when they hear a fart noise?

Whenever I hear a fart noise I can feel my a**hole clinch like I just did, but I didn't. weird huh?
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Why do girls FART so much and try to hide it?

why do girls fart so much and act like they are perfect ladies? I was walking down the hallway and one of the hottest girls in school laid the biggest fart, I was in total shock. it smelled so bad and was so loud it...
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