Why do girls FART so much and try to hide it?

[billy2340]

why do girls fart so much and act like they are perfect ladies? I was walking down the hallway and one of the hottest girls in school laid the biggest fart, I was in total shock. it smelled so bad and was so loud it sounded like a air horn. I think she must have laid a little chocolate nugget in her cheer leading uniform.

i literally was in complete shock and now am so unattracted to her. I wanted to so bang her but now every time I see her the fart noise rings in my head. I can't even look at her. I wonder how many farts she commits when she is out in the feild and jumping around.

anyways please let me know how I can get over this problem and also why do girls fart so much?

[David-NewZealand]

Girls try to hide the fact they fart because of the way society is. That girl that farted was doing the right thing by just pushing her fart out. She could not help how much came out, or how bad it smelt or how loud it was. She just needed to get it all out. I bet she must have felt so much better afterwards to. Did you know it is actually bad for you insides to not pee, fart or poop when you need to and can led to you needing major operations to save your life, so she is doing the right thing by just farting without shame. Exercise tends to work down trapped gas I think so when she is out playing in the field I bet she is simply farting so much. Maybe this girl you are talking about constantly needs to fart and is about is not shy about farting and will fart anytime and anywhere without holding back (which is a good thing). I bet gas is constantly coming out her ass lol. You should not let her farting put you off her after all it's only natural and there are things that are far more gross than a fart. You simply need to accept girls fart to. I have heard a girls digestive system creates three times more gas than a man's does and well there is only one way the gas needs to go and that's out her ass lol. I have also heard that girls farts stink way worse than a man's because of higher levels of sulphur gases in a girls fart. I believe that to because all the really stinky farts I have come across have come from a girls ass lol. Girls are simply better farters than us guys. I feel most people believe girls don't fart as much because girls try to hide it.

[David-NewZealand]

The fact that girls get three times more gas than us guys and have higher sulphur gases in their farts is probably why many girls do way louder, bigger farts that stink way worse and more often than us guys.

[David-NewZealand]

Thanks for the MHA. :)

[TheLastGirlScout]

and where exactly did you gain this insightful wisdom from? Sounds like you just made a load of crap up.

[Applefan1]

@TheLastGirlScout is talking a loud of bullshit! Stupid woman she is.

[Applefan1]

@TheLastGirlScout is talking a load of bullshit! Stupid woman she is.

[Anonymous]

They don't really try to hide it anymore than guys do. No one wants everyone to hear them fart. It's just embarrassing. I'm sure she doesn't fart anymore than you do.

[WovenEclipse]

haha because its embarrassing to fart! XD Though I agree we do try to hide it a lot more than guys do :) We just don't see it as ladylike :D I wouldn't say we fart loaaaads though :) Just the same amount as men I would've thought :) I don't see how you can really get over the problem though, other than accept its a normal bodily function what everyone does :)

[Applefan1]

There was actually a study that stated girls fart 3 times more than men and a girls fart reeks far worse than a man's because of higher sulphur gases in their farts. :) I don't care tho farting does not turn me off a girl :)

[TheLastGirlScout]

where was this study done? Smell is based on what you eat, you are just making stuff up here.

[Anonymous]

lmao! omg what is wrong with her?!?! girls never do that I mean then do but not at school I guess she thought she was so hot that she could fart and no one care girls at my school burp and act like that

[LegendaryKioshi]

um because of your exact opinion? "why do girls hold in a natural occurrence?" "it was so gross i never can see her as attractive anymore" like honestly. bait question dude

[Anonymous]

Girls fart a lot more than guys for three primary reasons. 1 is PMS. Our periods make us gassy. 2 is pregnancy, because pregnant women fart a lot. 3 is estrogen. Our higher estrogen levels make us burp and fart a lot. And we don’t try to hide it. I will straight up ask a guy to pull my finger and then rip ass right in front of him. And when the girl you saw is out in the field, she farts a lot too, I can guarantee that. I’ve played enough sports to know that girls’ athletics involve a lot of farting. If a girl runs or jumps, she farts. I just hit a new benchpress PR today and I was letting out a lot of loud, long, wet farts when I was pressing the bar up. I farted maybe 5 times, it took me a while to press the bar. And I was farting in front of guys, not trying to hide it. My spotter was male, as were the people watching, and they didn’t react when I farted because I’ve farted so often around them that they’re desensitized to it.

[gracieee]

that's weird cause girls don't even fart or poop...

[BananaPeelZ]

I totally agree bro completely. No female or male ever poops or farts :) +1 for being so honest

[arashmenalagha]

mee too :) +1

[eithyy]

Its an unavoidable bodily function, man. You're just gonna have to realize that girls do it too. Haha.

[Applefan1]

In fact a study said you girls fart was better than us guys. It said girls fart 3 times more than guys and girls farts reek way worse because of higher levels of sulphur gases in a girls fart.

[TheLastGirlScout]

I think that not only have you written a stupid made up question, but I think know you've then gone and answered your stupid question with a fake account.

[Humira]

Cause it’s natural you probably do to so stop complaining please

[Lærke_k]

Because girls are Human. And bodily functions are a part in out life

[Horizun]

Given that your age says you're 33 yet you're talking about hallways and cheerleaders like a high school student, I'm going to go ahead and call BS on the entire question and story.

[EndyEnderman100]

I love when a cute/hot girl let's one rip!

[Anonymous]

TROLL.

[Anonymous]

wow.

[CT_CD]

They're gross.