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Over the years many actors have stepped into the role of batman. I haven't yet seen Robert Pattison in the new Batman, but I heard he brings something different to the role much like all his predecessors.
I think stepping into the role of Batman is going to help separate him from his role in the Twilight Sega.
I saw a crazy joke online that was from Twitter that I found pretty funny.

Robert Pattison
Worst Vampire Ever!
Took 14 years to
Become a Bat

From Everyman Cinema’s twitter.

Would you date (or sleep with) any of these men if they were just normal, regular everyday people with working-class jobs?

The Gym Bro - Always at the gym, and obsessed with fitness. Works as a personal trainer.

The Upbeat Plumber - A plucky plumber and handyman with a positive outlook in life, but fat and kinda dumb.

The Tall Douchey Guy - A 6'7" fairly fit, somewhat handsome guy, but he's kind of a douche. Works as a car salesman.

The Eccentric Musician - Obsessed with music and makes music and raps in his spare time when not working at an Amazon warehouse.

The Gaming Nerd - Nerdy, highly intelligent, and obsessed with video gaming to the point he even does YouTube/Twitch streaming. But he works at a pizzeria.

The Short Funny Guy - He's somewhat handsome, and has a strong sense of humor and good jokes, but he's 5'3" and weighs the same as you do. He works as a hotel deskman.

Or would you not date any of these people?

First of all, don't get triggered by the question and immediately prove its truth.
We hear every day that women like funny guys or who will make them laugh but what about funny women? Surely men like laughing too.
But on average, what I have seen women are less funny or have less sense of humor than men. They tend to take offense and act defensively in most situations where you can just laugh it off. It can be mostly seen dealing with sarcasm or dark humor.
There are few female comedians out there and if you have seen them, you will notice that they are kinda boring. Sometimes they can be funny but it's mostly the same jokes and everything is about either sex or relationships or their ex-partners. I haven't still seen a single show of a female comedian without sex or relationship jokes, if you know any point out, please.
There are few comedic actresses but movies are very different from stand-up comedy. Movies are highly scripted and repetition of takes can make acts more perfect. Doing it for a live audience or on a date or talking to someone can be tougher.
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