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Getting over a crush

I’ve liked this guy for about 2 months now, but I know I’m wasting my time. I know it’s not going anywhere but I can’t seem to get him off my mind. Even though we flirt and joke around, it probably won’t go any further....
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I have NEVER had a woman make me laugh. Never. Ever. Ever. Have u? I thought I had once when I saw an episode

With Tina fey on that show of hers. But as it turns out even she understands that women aren't funny and her ENTIRE comedy writing staff is yep ALL men. I have to conclude that ALL women are not funny. As PROVEN here:...
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Does he want to be more than friends?

Okay, so I know this is a pretty common question but it's usually answered by fellow chicks which isn't helpful. I recently started chatting with a guy on OkCupid three days ago and we realized after a few messages...
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How frustrating that as much as a I persevere, my list of reasons to live keeps getting shorter

Just more focking jokes. What's the point? The point in destroying more and more items from my reasons to live list that is. I ain't the one destroying the reasons, that's the sadistic focks that I like to refer to as the...
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Ignoring a man who keeps contacting me (he is married).

We had a 10 year past as boyfriend/girlfriend and then as close friends.. we got into a fight last may and he said some really mean and hurtful things to me and said goodbye to me. He was really mad at me but I still...
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Guys, what does this answer mean?

I asked a question on yahoo: I've been chatting with this nice guy for six months...We have inside jokes & tease each other...we talk about cars & funny movies & stuff like that. One day, my roommate goes apesh*t because...
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Guys, do you like funny girls? or is it unattractive?

So I'm a rather quiet and reserved girl at first. But once I get to know people a bit better, or just when I feel particularly upbeat, I can really make fun of myself and things. Usually my female friends appreciate...
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Guys, do you want a girl to laugh at your jokes even if they're not funny?

I was just thinking about this today. We all know there's all these stupid dating rules (as if dating isn't hard enough as is), that you're suppose to follow (or whatever lol.) And, one of those quote "rules" is. A...
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I'm confused. Am I needy, desperate, or am I picky and unreasonable?

I've been single over two years now. And in that span, I've also had very few friends. I suppose the later was of my own accord, being that I find it hard making friends after moving to an entirely different state....
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How NOT to keep a girlfriend

All right ladies, for those of you who are thoroughly involved with the task of what I call dating a “High Maintenance Male”, you will definitely feel me on this article. Over many different dates and situations I have...
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I'm socially awkward.... which sux! WTF, When did this happen?!

Who knew spending years inside, studying hard and working to a successful career could turn someone into a guy with no friends, social connections and now feel outta place in the world. I don't know how to flirt with...
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Someone joked that my colleague is trying to 'out alpha' the manager. What does this mean?

I work in an office with two men around my age. One of them- the manager is really really friendly and confident. Usually, [colleague] picks on me in a jokey way and always makes fun of me, but when [manager] is out of...
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Men: How do you dodge the shovel?

When I say shovel, I mean the one the gold digger is trying to whack you over the back of the head with before she tries to loot you. =P I find myself in a real dilemma. As sure as the sun shines, women will ask what I do...
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Do men tend to pick on women more? (In a jokey way)

Do men and boys tend to pick on women/girls more? In a jokey/teasing way. I'm usually the only female (studied computing and just began a career in computing). I noticed that men tend to pick (in a jokey way) on me- the...
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A conversation with the boyfriend

My boyfriend and I talk on the phone every night since I'm away at school. Tonight we had a discussion about relationships. Now, I know he was kidding around, but it still rubbed me the wrong way. He made the comment...
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Women: what are your limits and boundaries on humor

first of all, here's my policy. if I just met a girl, I wouldn't start right away with offensive vulgar humor. I'd wait till we got to know each other, and I'd let her open that gate. but I'd start with a joke that's a...
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Four Steps To Getting That Girl Or Guy

We've all seen seven hundred questions a week about how to get this boy or how to make her like me or any number of things along those lines. Please note that I'm not insulting any of you, I'm not scolding or yelling....
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Fun / boring question : is there TV / movie characters that have some personality traits that resemble yours?

to put simply which characters resemble you the most , on the personality side , state which traits , or bgs, I'll start I'd say for me Dr, Gregory House (House) share 80% of the same traits: emotionally closed off...
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What do you think of a girl who makes jokes like these ?

She says I am not a man and calls me with girl names. She says that I am unattractive and short. That I have no career. That I am not funny but she always adds ''haha just joking'' or ''I know this was very low level,...
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Why do some men think they should't swear in front of women?

I find it quite funny to be honest, but I am a week into my new job and I share an office with two men. On the first day, they apologized in advance if they swear. If they let a swear word out, they joke about failing to...
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