Search Results: good pick up lines

Best line to approach a girl?

Or you have one that convince you better

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Can I take you to the Bone-yard?

Do you want to see something swell?

I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

I just (censored) pooed into my pants. Can I get into yours?

Do you like magic? I want to cast a spell on you with my magic wand.

Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you submit to an inspection

You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.

Are you Natasha, my contact?



You know, when you and I get old and our son/daughter comes up to me and says "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell him/her how quiet you were, or how difficult you were being."

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!

Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3

Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.

Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?