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These 500 dollar GAG sweepstakes pop ups are killing me

Okay, anyways...pretend you are a cashier (unless you really are a cashier, then just visualize yourself cashiering...unless, you are cashiering right now, then just visualize this scenario about to happen...unless of course, this scenario is coincidentally a scenario you are experiencing at the moment...or have experienced...yea..okay..anyways)

and there is this guy you really like, he flirts with you, cracks a joke every now and then, you greet him like you would a friend, and you even know his name and he knows yours, sometimes you day dream he's asking you out, he hasn't yet (you've known him as a customer for maybe 1.5 months now, the suspense is building every day and you are single, he has even TOLD YOU THAT HE IS SINGLE AT ONE POINT), and you don't know if he will even ask you out but you can sense it, like he's just waiting for the right moment or something, so you just wait for that special moment, and so you..apply make up every day when you expect him in the store, check for eye boogers consistently, stroke your neck, and play with your hair when he walks in, yada yada,

and like always, he walks in...your heart pounds but you maintain your chic, cool, collected, and bubbly self, you know, the Women Swagger of doing absolutely nothing when a guy likes you such as never asking him out yourself or anything like that because what kinda girl asks out a guy right? that's a total societal taboo and it wouldn't be lady like of you to do that...but I digress..

so anyways, its his usual chewing gum, newspaper, krispy kreme and coffee, but wait...

He says "Let me get those Trojan's behind ya sweetie, thee ultra thin, no not those...the ultra thin right there...yea there you go"

and so you ring him up for those,

Now, what would be your reaction?