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My parents were strict and overprotective, never listened to a thing I wanted.
For example, they didn't let me watch R-rated movies until I was actually 17, because they're asshole boomers who were too strict. I have no respect for them.
They didn't let me play football because "my precious little head could get hurt".
They forced me to get an HPV vaccine even though it is NOT LEGALLY MANDATED, and even though I'm not a manwhore, I'm still a virgin by choice and don't ever want that to change. They ignored me, and forced me to get it anyone.
They searched my phone when I got in trouble at school, disregarding my privacy.
And a million other things like that.
It wasn't really any one incident that made me hate them, it was death by a thousand cuts, their was no straw that broke the camel's back, just years and years of accumulated resentment and bitterness
My ideal arrangement with regard to them would be complete separation. They could only call me to give me news on one of my grandparent's health or one of their dog's health. No contact on birthdays, holidays, Mother's/Father's Day.
I've even considered changing my surname so I don't carry theirs, but I decided not to, since my surname isn't just my father, it's also generations of ancestors who were good people, and it's not their fault my parents screwed up raising me.
I've considered getting plastic surgery so I don't look like my parents, but it's too expensive and I have a general distrust of medical "care".