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I recently realised I got my troll-streak from my father, olololol.
We talked the other day about how much & fast I read & he said if I read almost everything I should read the phone book, lol. The best part? A few days later the new phone book for the region was in the mailbox, he came into the room & said "Here, for you to read." & dropped the phone book in my lap. xD
Or another time, a new co-worker of his was trying to lecture him about how unhealthy smoking is. My father told him a sobstory about how his twin brother is already dead & he didn't smoke, didn't drink any alcohol, no women... How he was without any faults & yet already dead. His co-worker apparently felt very awkward & apologised & only later asked how old my father's twin brother was when he died. My father shrugged & said "Not sure... roughly six months?" xDD

So what about your parents? xD