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They feel entitled to ask a dozen questions, in the old days you just paid for your stuff and left. This is what it took to make my purchase today:

I put my 7 shirts on the counter and pulled the cash out of my pocket ready to pay.
The cashier asked me if I found everything I was looking for?
Yes.
She then said that she's obligated to ask if I would like a credit card for that store?
No, not interested.
Are you sure sir, it will only take a few minutes to sign up?
No thank you.
Have you shopped with us before, can I have your name to enter into our system?
No.
Would you like to give us your email address?
No.
Do you collect Canadian Tire points Sir?
No.
Would you like to donate to the Jumpstart program for kids to play sports?

No, there's bigger problems in the world than sports and I can't afford to buy my own kid hockey equipment, why the hell would I pay for someone else's?

Sir did you know that every second shirt is half off, would you like to go and get one more shirt because it would be half price?
No.
Oops, I forgot to take the beeper things out of your shirts, this will just take a minute.

Okay, you're wrinkling them all up, but whatever.

Sir would you like a bag?

No, I'm gonna throw 7 shirts over my shoulder and carry them to the car, yes I need a bag please.
Would you like the receipt in the bag Sir?
No, shove it up my ass!! Yes, just throw it in the bag so I can get the fuck out of here.
Wow, 7 shirts, that's one for every day of the week, I hope you enjoy your shirts.
Yeah okay, bye.
That was like 15 minutes to get out of there.

For the past month, I've been going to my local ice cream shop and talking to this girl. I started getting her talking cause she was wearing ear buds and we'd talk about podcasts and what else we listened too. For a few weeks I'd come in and talk with her.

Tonight, she was saying she wondered where I went because I didn't come on my usual day. She asked what I was up to and said I was moving all day. She stopped everything and asked; "moving? Moving where? Out of state?" So I was like no just down the road. She's like, oh still near us at coldstone.

So I thought that was a sign, so I was like if I give you my number, could you text me that podcast, and she paused and giggled and said she actually had a boyfriend.

I felt super awkward so I apologized and thanked her and left and now I don't wanna go back. I thought it was mutual flirting

It's an experiment for a sandwich shop in a college town. An employee there (an outspoken, cocky guy from out of state) is trying to help the new female GM who's been brought in from out of state attract customers because corporate says sales for that location have been low. Corporate stresses her out, so he's coming up with several methods to attract new customers. It's a college town, cute girls all over the place (it's in the South). He's going to pay out of pocket to have 2 girls, 1 on each side of the street, as sign greeters/wavers twice a week when he's on shift, for the hours of 3-6 pm, since 2nd shift is slower, but the shop is located on a major street with heavy traffic, and those hours include rush hour. He's paying cash $20/hr per girl, per shift. A lot of the guys in the area are in the 20-30 range, recent college grad, young professional types... so he knows what'll attract them. Cute face, thick, dance, twirl, sing, flirt, backflip, however you want to do it... would you do it and if so... how would you go about it?