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Here's what I look like:





My body (before tanning, now I look better):

As you can see I am a really hot guy. The thing is that too many girls who are ugly or average believe they stand a chance with me even though this is obviously not true. Here are my dating standards:

Body:
-Must be thin but not too skinny. Bony or muscly is a dealbreaker.
-At least 5'4'' or taller. If she meets other standards I can overlook it though.
-At least B cups, perky boobs.
-Butt that is not too small and is perky.
-Perfect smooth pale skin. If she is overall good then I can consider a darker-skinned girl.
-Slim waist, wide hips. Hourglass shape.

As you can see, my standards regarding body are not that high. Most girls who take care of their body meet these standards.

Face:
-Good facial bones without any recessions.
-Almond shaped eyes with good under-eye support and not much upper eyelid exposure. Blue and green eyes are greatly preferred even though it's not a requirement.
-Perfect smooth pale skin, no acne. If she is overall good then I can consider a darker-skinned girl.
-Thick long hair, preferably blonde (not a requirement though).
-Small or medium straight nose.
-Forward maxilla, good jawline. Chin must not be too small, but not too big. Medium sized mandible.
-High prominent cheekbones.
-Feminine fat distribution. Buccal fat (chubby cheeks) are OK, but she needs to look really youthful and feminine. I don't require a modelesque face like mine, cute face is good.
-Plump feminine lips.

I don't think these standards are too high, but for some reason girls who are way below my league think they deserve a hot guy like me. I am not a hypocrite for having these standards because I meet the male analogue of them.

What do you think of these standards? Should I be more picky or is this enough?

(Please read all the details before voting) If you haven't heard Al Franken back in '06 during a U. S. O. show was pictured doing this to a sleeping radio host Full Story Here. It was and is wildly inappropriate maybe even more so now that he's been a Minnesota State Senator since '09 but my question isn't about that. (Though I think he should resign immediately for everything else in the article.)

I'm just wondering in a technical sense if this is groping or not. When used in a sexual context, groping is touching or fondling another person in an unwelcome sexual way using the hands. The vest she is wearing is about 7.5 - 8.5 mm thick. It also seems that she is wearing a jacket and sweater plus whatever clothes she's wearing. Al just looks like he's either barely touching the vest or just making a mock gesture like he wants to touch them.

My expanded question is: With all those layers of clothing and plating would you still consider that to be an actual grope if you were awake and some guy did that that way?