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As a April fool's joke I slammed an exercise bike lightly into my uncle's chair and called him a bitch he says his whole body hurts it was so light?
My mom saw nothing wrong with it and was mad he ate her yogurt he looked stunned which was kind of funny. he said his whole body hurts and he can't hang out with me anymore. I was trying to prove he could lift me up. It...
I can’t tell if my guy friend is worth dating?
So my guy friend and I have known each other for a year and a half. He’s a really great friend but I can’t tell if he’d be a good boyfriend. He messages me randomly just to say hi and ask how I’m doing, and then have a 5...
Am I being too sensitive? Im really deeply hurt by how my coworkers insinuate im dumb?
Help! I feel bad like im dumb and its bad. Cuz 2 of my coworkers (theyre guys and im a girl) today we were all laughing but they say they feel they lose brain cells at work and they think everything i say or do is...
Letting a guy tie me up?
So I have a boyfriend of a few years. At work, i work with this guy and we flirt sometimes with him. We play and joke around with him often. Once I let him rub sticky material all over my hand and it felt funny....
Am I overthinking my boss’s behaviour, is he just being nice?
He recently got me a new job in January which was a higher paying job and working in the same department as him - which means he is no longer my manager but he has been for the past year. He told me he had recommended...
Am I overthinking my bosses behaviour? Is he just being nice?
He recently got me a new job in January which was a higher paying job and working in the same department as him - which means he is no longer my manager but he has been for the past year. He told me he had recommended...
What do you say when someone texts you a joke that isn’t funny?
You understand the joke but it just doesn’t make u laugh. What do u say?
Why does he joke about breaking up?
My boyfriend and I have been dating for 3 years now. Recently, he’s been joking about breaking up. For example, he just asked me “are we getting a divorce?” I shook my head no, and he replied “damnit” Whenever I ask...
This guy tries to get under my skin at work. Any advice?
I’m a cook in the military and there’s this guy that I work with that likes to annoy me and gets smart with me for no reason and mocks me. like for example the other day I was talking to him and he was saying a phrase...
Am I ugly or not?
I’m failing on online dating. I look like zayn Malik. Like in a few days I got 53 matches I chose a pic that was straight fire. One girl was super down to meet. Mostly the conversation dries out quick despite me...
What to do when you keep falling in love with your (close) friend?
So I have been friends with this girl for over a year now, we both live in different countries and we met abroad. We became friends when we were flatmates for the first 6 months we knew eachother. During this time I...
Why is he confusing?
There is this guy, who I have known for almost a year. In the beginning, he showed interest in me, and wanted to date me. But then, something happened that he ran into his ex at a party, and at that point I didn't know...
I’m being sent to racial sensitivity training after I made a joke about black fatherless problems at work. Do you think I should quit my job?
I work at Pizza Hut and a white dude who is the supervisor said “I hate my dad. I wish I was fatherless.” I replied “you know, there’s a good side to being fatherless. I just haven’t found one yet because I’m black.”...
5 Most Useless Inventions That Are Pretty Funny
Hello everyone, I haven't wrote a myTake in a very long time.. but today is the day! I hope you all at least get a good laugh from this silly inventions that actually exist! Why do they exist? The world may never know!...
Friend doesn’t laugh at any of my jokes?
She doesn’t respond to funny things I send her on TikTok either
How do you feel when people squeeze or play with a baby's face too much?
When people do that do you find that annoying, cute or irritating? My brother is 8 years older. He used to do when I was a baby. Our parents would tell him not to do it so much, to stop annoying me. He used to like...
Does he have deeper feelings for me or only hook up?
I met a guy in October, and we have been flirting a lot since November/December. He teases me all the time, we go back and forth constantly. We hug each other a lot, and will just sit there with our arms around each...
My boyfriend kept telling me he doesn't know me and I blocked him what should I do?
Actually it’s about2 or3 days my boyfriend come and tell me “oh who are u?” “Do i know u?” “Sorry i dont have girlfriend” i know its just a joke but come on i was funny only for one or two times I told him to not say it...
Does he like me romantically or just want to hook up?
I met a guy in October, and we have been flirting a lot since November/December. He teases me all the time, we go back and forth constantly. We hug each other a lot, and will just sit there with our arms around each...
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