Hello everyone, I haven't wrote a myTake in a very long time.. but today is the day! I hope you all at least get a good laugh from this silly inventions that actually exist! Why do they exist? The world may never know! Here's myTake on some of the most funny useless inventions I could find!
1. Stick Butter
This is most certainly not entirely *useless*, but I mean who's gonna carry around a literal stick of butter with them? That's probably not the best way to get your morning toast! Would you try this if you found it in the supermarket?
2. The Self-Watering Garden Can
This invention waters itself again once you try to pour the water out of it in a never ending loop. Incredibly silly and also quite funny, but it's proably not great if you are actually trying to care for your plants, it does look silly enough to be on display perhaps though!
3. Diet Water
Diet water is probably my go to water, so yummy with zero sugar or calories! All jokes aside why on Earth does this exist?! I guess *normal* water wasn't healthy enough!
4. Pet Rock
Okay, so maybe you aren't allowed to get a pet. Your parents say no, etc. That's fine, however why would the next best idea be to get a literal pet rock? I mean, rocks are everywhere and free! Why pay for a rock?! I suppose we will never truly understand the mighty rock.
5. Makeup Applier Face Mask
Maybe some of us have trouble putting on lipstick but this is totally outrageous! Could you imagine trying to wear this while getting ready for a big day or a potential date night? Umm, no thank you! Totally useless! I think I'll do it myself!