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This is a rant.

I'm honestly getting sick of his fucking cheapness n it's pissing me off a little too much.
He can never keep time either. Any time you give the fucking idiot be assured he'll always be late. Especially on kayaking days so many times iv left without him coz of this n it's butthurt him but the asshole never changes
We can't go anywhere or do anything that'll not be hindered by his bullshit. He can't go clubbing coz he can find redbuls cheaper at a supermarket (He doesn't drink or smoke).
He has a car and can't pick me up to go when he wants to go to the beach, I'm supposed to walk in Kenyas crazy fucking hot sun and he literally lives 10mins away by car, but if he thinks he has a chance with a chick he'll drive to hell and back (only to get stood up or nothing from the chick lol).
At restaurants or when we all go for cook puts with the squad he'll complain about the prices the most and argue wasting the waitresses time and ours or buy cheaper quality stuff that'll compromise the taste of the food we cook.
He claims to be smart by saving cash but it's making me angry coz it's embarrassing and a habit iv avoided all my life.
Why are we still friends? Coz the fuck face is honest and has a good soul. Yes he gets jealous and tries to compete with everything I do. But we've known each other 20years an our families are friends too coz of us.

What can I do about this?
How would you deal with this?