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Boyfriend slapped me with his wallet, then called me dramatic?
We were having drinks with friends and his friend made a joke about having sex with me and I jokingly said " well we are in an open relationship" to which then he hit me with his wallet in my face which was a complete...
My best friend hooked up with my ex-boyfriend. Help me with how I am feeling?
I broke up with him 7 months ago. The three of us met at the same time and have been friends since then. 5 years. I would get annoyed when the three of us would hang out and the two of them would go off on a tangent about...
What type of guy would you say my boyfriend is?
When we first met he would buy me gifts in return to get intimate or if we got into arguments, listeed to me , cared about me , took me places and I would spend on him as much as I can too. However I didn't want to...
Why doesn’t sex matter to men?
Have you guys seen Marriage Story on Netflix starring Scarlett Johansson? In it, during the infamous fighting scene she yells “You cheated on me! You had sex with another woman!” And he says “the sex shouldn’t bother, the...
Should I shoot my shot, how?
My best friend is in the army and he recently came back to visit. He basically said that he’s felt something for me since we met & he’s seen us being together in the future before. And he said that he wanted me to leave...
What should I do about this guy?
going to try to make this short. I met this guy 4 years ago through a friend, after a couple months we hooked up once and he moved back home out of country. We talked briefly last year and in June he messaged me...
Millennial's: A super long essay on how Millennial's ruined the world.
You see the headlines all the time: “Millennial's are killing this”. It’s usually followed by a long rant about how millennial's are basically garbage humans. When I first started to see articles like this, I immediately...
Why would a guy who becomes emotionally attached to you do you so dirty?
I was friends with this guy back in 2015 we would joke around a lot we would be comfortable around each other we would drink smoke together we would always be happy around each other i would make him feel alive and so...
I really need someone's insight to this situation with me and this guy?
I don't really have anyone to turn to for advice. So try to be gentle. I'm 24 and the guy that I like is an hour away he's 28. We've known each other for two years now. We really like each other but we don't want a...
Does my fuckbuddy like me?
-he cuddles and kisses me a lot after sex and calls me his. -were not dating, we snapchat here and there outside of sex but dont really talk to eachother -we talk and laugh and joke around sooo much when were...
If you and a friend of the opposite sex discuss sex a lot, does it mean anything?
Me and a girl friend talk and joke about sex frequently. I don’t see us as anything other than friends, because we are both in relationships, but our conversations are rather funny. Not sure what to think about it other...
Why would my friend joke about me texting him saying it better not be a bootycall?
Text my friend as I normally would in the past and just needed to talk some things out with him and when I hit him with a you up? text he said yeah. what’s up? and then was like it better not be a bootycall. WE NEVER HAD...
Do you really find older men leaving comments creepy?
Do you find it creepy when older men reply to teens questions? A person here felt that men 50+ leaving comments is creepy. Do you believe that to be true? I decided to respond by saying, "I'm 50 and creepy?" followed by...
Girlfriend said ugly guys would be easier to date. Should I be concerned?
She was joking about it after an argument. But to be honest I’m an 8 and she’s a 5, she says I’m hard work because I overthink or argue. But I only argue because lack of sex (once a week) and now it’s a month because of...
To be, or not to be, yourself
Occasionally, I see advice on G@G to "just be yourself". I have given that advice from time to time. But I only give it in certain contexts. It's not particularly good advice in many social settings. For example, few...
Should I be worried or is this literally just a guy thing?
So me and this guy have been talking for a few months and have gone out on dates, but haven’t seen each other loads. We get on really well and both really like each other, but now he’s joking about sex and stuff like that...
Prejudice really needs to stop and I have a solution
Boy with knife= murderer Person enjoyed a historical movie about Auschwitz= Nazi 19 year old guy is friendly with 16 year old girl= Paedophile Person enjoys a sex scene in a anime= Rapist Girl wears light clothing= Slut...
Do I listen to her or listen to myself?
Right now, I live with an older lady who has known me for years. I help take care of her. This older lady is very traditional . Almost every Friday, my boyfriend comes over to hangout with me. Usually we just watch a...
What are the things that you do to your girl friend that gets you no sex for a week?
So... She loves a certain ice cream, we had some last night as we sat down on the couch and watched a movie. WE have half of the bucket left. I actually liked the ice cream I ate the rest about 2 days ago and I knew it...
Why am I not good enough?
I’ve never had a boyfriend and everytime I talk to a guy they just end up choosing someone else. I’m not overweight, I dress well, I wear makeup. Every guy i’ve talked to just used me for sex. I didn’t even start talking...
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