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Ok so me, my mom, and her boyfriend went to the beach for a few days bc he calls softball and his parents have rented a beach house for the week. We went a few days before we shouldve so we stayed at their place and it was fun until 2 days before we had he had to call softball. Apparently Shrimpfest was also happening about the same time. Around 5 I fell asleep and about by 7 I wakeup to a huge crash and everyone there is banging on the door yelling "LET US IN OPEN THE D*** DOOR" i am so confused by this point and ask what is going on. Out comes her boyfriend hobbling out of the bathroom trying to breathe and huffing and puffing. He immeadiatly lays on the floor like he is doing some pushups. I look into the bathroon (there are three and Probably the only one with a glass door) has shattered by it is shatter resistant so there is a film and at this point he can't walk since he hit his knee and his arm is what shattered the door. It fell off the "hinges" since it it a sliding door. My mom was in there washing her hair and when she opens the door he has a towel over himself but my mom is standing there naked. Keep in mind he has to call softball in 2 days. It is 4 am and he can't even roll over and has to be carried to the bathroom. The funniest part of the experience is about a day after we left someone walked in on another person who was wacking off and he says that he was "scratching his leg". Another funny part is when he tells it to our neighbor over the phone he says "I was washing my right leg because I had already washed my left leg" he doesn't even say that is why he fell he just says that. keep in mind this is a day after the hurricane and the mayor of alabama is two houses down so its a nice deal. he arrives a day after this happened for shrimp fest.