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You walk in the bathroom and see that your girlfriend left a huge pile of poop in the toilet. What would you do?


I would probably have to break up with her. I wouldn't be able to get past that. I know that girls poop but I wouldn't be able to handle actually seeing it. Serious. And I'm not the only guy who thinks like that.
Here's what the BroBible had to say about it.

Question:

I’m from the school of thought that girls don’t shit. But my girlfriend left a load in the toilet and I saw it. I don’t know what to do. Any suggestions?

Answer:

Straight up, it's nearly impossible to come back from that. Deep down we all know the truth about females' capability to blow it clean out their asses but seeing it first hand is beyond damning. I once walked into an even worse scenario than you just described.

I was dating this girl who wasn’t filthy AT ALL. She was actually as cute as could be. The type you really couldn't imagine a forceful log coming out of. Well, one morning, after she left my apartment, I walked into my bathroom, lifted the toilet lid, and discovered something you can't un-see: before me was the unholiest loaf of shit I've ever caught eyes with, accompanied by a bloody tampon. BLEW MY MIND. Nearly hurled at the sight of it. This adorable girl defiled my throne in the most heinous way possible.

“How?” I asked myself. How could she dump, wipe, fling her used sponge into my toilet, and forget to flush? She even closed the lid so I know for a fact that at some point she had to look back and say, “Oh boy, look at that mess.” Yet, she still left it floating there for me to find.

So what should you do? Either throw bleach in your mind’s eye or move on. I chose the latter. I couldn’t forgive her for befouling me like that. Part of me actually believes it was her way of trying to get out of the relationship we had going for us. And if it was, then brav-f*cking-o, she went above and beyond the call of duty.

Yeah, we text a lot but I always initiate the texts. We've traded numbers for almost two months. We haven't seen each other in 8 years because I moved out with my mom.

We chat a lot and ask some fun, interesting, and also informative questions, but we don't always text. We share some things about ourselves. She never texts out of the blue when I'm not around. She is pretty active on Instagram and perhaps Snapchat? I don't have her on either social platform.

She has a Facebook but hasn't used it since late November. Her cover photo shows her with another man which she also hasn't changed, but she still isn't on Facebook, only like once or twice a year. Her relationship status isn't mentioned at all.

She often plays golf and I don't really play any sports
We are both in high school and were childhood friends.