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Let's take wars for example. It is known that they are happening non stop till the dawn of humanity. There is the common notion in society that they are a product of male greed, anger etc. Really? Is that the case? EVERYTHING and i mean everything a man does is to impress a woman. be the strongest, the most handsome, the most ripped, the most cool, higher college degree, higher paying job etc. Everything he does is to win the female.

Do you think wars are any different? Men fighting to own more territory, more resources, more power and intimidation, more more more. For what purpose? What other than to satisfy the unsatiabe hunger of female vanity?

The same picture, repeated again and again. In the victorian era women dropped their scarfs and the little man dogs rushed to pick it up first like the thirsty little puppies that they were. And she laughed and giggled, and looked down upon them with a mix of pitty and disgust. Is today any different? The dogs hurry to buy a bigger house, a bigger car, a bigger pool, higher position in the company, higher societal recognition etc. All for the shake of the repulsive hairy lair.

And this antagonism makes them hate each other, fight each other, kill each other, and women are sitting in the back and enjoy the show. Women say it is a cruel world because it is a men's world. Is that really the case though?

So yesterday I trimmed my beard and did some manscaping (you know what area) as well as trimmed my armpit hair because I feel it's more hygenic and stinks less/looks better.

Anyway I was thinking about some other areas of my body... for example I have ridiculously hairy legs, my hair grows over an inch long!

So I was thinking if I'm going to trim all these different areas than why not trim the rest... what do you think, yay or nah?

There's nothing like a fresh cup of privilege in the morning, amirite?

I doubt there is a better way to start the day than backhanding all the women in your house just because they didn't put the EXACT amount of mayo in your sandwich that you like. Pesky, inferior women. Can't even get sandwiches right *shakes head and chuckles*.

The best part of being a , man is establishing dominance on crowded transport vehicles. Spreading your hairy legs for all the betas and bitches to see your hairy, droopy, saggy scrotum. Keeps those lesser creatures in check, I'll tell ya. Most effective when you still have some smegma on your foreskin from fucking all the passengers on the bus' mums.

You wanna hear a joke? Women leaders LOOOOOOOOLROFLROFLROFRFLAMAOLMAOALMAO

La créme de la créme of being male is playing mind games on EVERY woman ALL the time. Also being shallow, rude, cold, all those negative personality traits. It keeps those bitches busy like it was sandwich day. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Anyway, just wanted to give y'all a peak into the life of the ultimate alpha male. *manspreads* *cheesy smegma smacks you in the nose* ;)