Search Results: funny pickup lines

PUA Pickup Artists... Are You One?

So a friend recommended a weird seminar to go to this past weekend - he really wanted to go, but not alone, so he wouldn't feel like a 'loser'. It was a talk for men on something called the PUA movement: Pick Artists. I...

FabFabuloso

Xper 5 Age: 55

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Guy's Behavior

When he sees me his facial expression changes?

So there's this guy I barely met but I think he is so cute. We don't talk much or haven't in a while. (About a week) but in the hallways when he sees me his facial expression completely changes when he sees me or when we...

G3186

Xper 5 Age: 28

So there's this guy I barely met but I think he is so cute. We don't talk much or haven't in a while. (About a week) but in the hallways when he sees me his facial expression

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Guy's Behavior

What is a guys intent to doing a funny pickup line type thing?

So I've known this guy for a while (he's mature and intelligent). He said to me after asking if I wanted some of his coffee on a cold day (and I said yes): "So you wanna taste my tongue too? It's warm and tastes good."...

Qwerty010101

Xper 5 Age: 27

Flirting

How do you react to a cheesy pickup line?

So someone once told me: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? It was funny and made me smile, which was the goal right? Lol what's the cheesiest thing you've ever heard? Do these lines work...

marixorose

Xper 5 Age: 31

Flirting

What's the funniest or most confusing pickup line you've heard?

Today this guy was like so you got a man? And I was like yea. And he was like and I have a goldfish and I was like what? And he was like oh, I thought we were talking about things that were irrelevant at the moment. Then...

amybeelicious

Xper 6 Age: 33

Girl's Behavior

LADIES : Is she confused or playing games? What does she want?

Hey I got a question. So there's this girl I really like and I think she is confused or just playing games. The thing is that she knows that I like her (and I told her) and she liked me before, she told me when we started...

Ro0kie

Xper 6 Age: 32

Flirting

A group of guys always follows me and my friend around school and say sexual things to make us uncomfortable what should I do?

They use pickup lines and innuendos and are also a year older than us. When we tell them to go away they think its funny so what should I say to make them go away for good?

catsRcool

Xper 4 Age: 30

Flirting

Best and worst pickup line you have ever gotten?

I have tried pickup lines a couple of times, some of them breaking the ice nicely, others blowing up on my face. However most of them end in a funny story (as long as they are not creepy). So with final weeks for most...

Anonymous

(30-35)

Flirting

Do you like pickup lines?

Have you seen on YouTube lately these channels that make videos come up to girls on the street? Some I have to say are funny and sometimes look like they're in on it. So can a pickup line work on you to talk to them and...

YourGFPleasure

Xper 4 Age: 35

Flirting

The most memorable pickup line you've ever said or gotten?

What the title says. And yes, I'm bored haha! ;) One of the funniest pickup lines I've ever gotten is "Jesus Christ, I would personally lick every window of the Turning Torso building within 5 hours on a Sunday afternoon...

feliciaaa

Xper 7 Age: 32

Other

What are the funniest pickup lines you have ever heard?

Nothing overtly sexual in your answers please - its getting annoying. lol

Anonymous

(45 Plus)

Relationships

A really funny pickup line to a guy?

My boyfriend had a bad day, and I'm hoping if I start throwing out funny pickup lines he'll laugh and feel better. Any suggestions?

Anonymous

(25-29)

Flirting

Is it weird for a girl to use cheesy pickup lines to approach a guy?

Like if a girl approaches you and say something like "Was it an earthquake, or you just rock my world?" Would it be cute, funny, flirty, weird, mental problem, or a huge turn off?

Anonymous

(30-35)

Flirting

What are your pickup lines?

What are your pickup lines for a girl or a guy? Saw a video of this and was funny, so was wondering GaGers pickup lines at a club or anywhere when you see someone?

FeelMyLoveBaby

Xper 5 Age: 35

Dating

Any pickup lines? (funny, stupid, good ones, etc)?

Have you heard, said, or seen any pickup lines that made you laugh, got you rejected, actually worked, wish someone would say to you? I'm bored and this popped in my head :) if you want you can add the story from personal...

cece97

Xper 6 Age: 29

Flirting

Know any good pick up lines?

Just want to know some pickup lines funny ones, serious one, ect.

Anonymous

(25-29)

Flirting

What are the cheesiest pickup lines you've ever used/heard?

I really have nothing better to do but ask this lame ass question. But seriously, what're some funny, lame, or cheesy pick up lines. Guys and girls?

Re-beccalynne

Xper 5 Age: 28

Flirting

What is your favourite pickup line?

Personally, I am a sucker for a good pickup line, as long as they are delivered in a cheesy funny way... Post your favourite pickup line that has been either use on you or you have used yourself.

SealedLetters

Xper 3 Age: 33

Guy's Behavior

Was he just trying to lead me on?

I used to sit next to him in class. He would talk to me the whole class and tell me jokes and if I didn't laugh he looked annoyed ( if I didn't laugh it was just because I didn't hear him). He knew my name but instead...

Anonymous

(30-35)

Other

What's the worst or funniest joke/pick up line you have ever heard?

Yes I've already asked this but i wanna hear more hilarious responses! so in the opinions below tell me the worst and funniest jokes and pickup lines you have ever heard Feel free to list lots!

Defenestration

Xper 6 Age: 35