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Search Results: morning wood
Raised red welts (Not bedbugs or hives)?
My boyfriend and I recently stayed at a lake house for a night. This morning, he woke up with red, raised bumps on his stomach, pelvis, ankles, shoulder, and arms. He was walking around the woods for a bit gathering wood,...
Anonymous
(30-35) The Last Days of My Dog's Life
The German Shepherd knew he was dying. Old arthritic limbs made it hard for him to get up and take a morning piss. His voice was ragged and worn like ripped old cloth. Such was the irony of the difference from his...
Anonymous
(18-24) Around the World Through Books
A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini Setting: Afghanistan Expanding over several decades this story focuses on two women, Laila and Mariam. Mariam faces stigma of being an illegitimate child and abuse throughout...
1truekhaleesi
Editor Age: 29 
PlayHardStayHatd
Xper 6 Age: 31 Does gag really have to advertise like this?
Goddamn bro. I was about to take care of my morning wood and stumbled on to this. Can see why everyone calls this website gag now. Y'all are fucking trolling us right?
Chico_brah
Yoda Age: 32 
Morning Wood... Best gift (sexwise) to Man for Womankind?
True or Not True?
mT2359
Yoda Age: 43 IS HE NOT INTERESTED? OR BEING A RESPECTFUL GUY?
There is this guy on my team who I have always had a crush on. When we are both at practice we chat often and he frequently teases me in that coy and suggestive way. We also hug a lot although he is naturally a friendly...
Anonymous
(25-29) Do Guys Have Morning Wood Every Morning?
❤ If Not How Often. And How Do Your Normally Get Rid Of It
ForeverSingle28
Xper 7 Age: 35 Guy I was dating just wants to be friends but now getting flirty maybe?
So I was dating a guy briefly (like 2 weeks) and then like on feb 12th before Valentine's Day, we were supposed to go on just a normal date, and then like 5 minutes before our date he says he's going to be running late...
Anonymous
(30-35) 10 Scary Places in India You Should NOT Visit At Night
Hello once again. If you're into the supernatural and paranormal, trust me, I'm going to try my best to keep you entertained till the end. But wait, that doesn't mean you can fool around in these places if you visit...
Imhotep99
Xper 6 Age: 27 Anonymous
(25-29) Creepy Hotel Story Pt. 1
https://www.youtube.com/embed/ttwpqlX4ANU About three years ago, I got a job working as a cross country truck driver for a go between delivery company for large grocery chains. The position was seasonal, but I was in...
Anonymous
(36-45) The Doorway To Hell: A True Story of Possession Pt. 2
Before you begin reading this, heed the disclaimer. This is not a work of fiction and is 100% factual. I understand that many of you do not believe in the paranormal nor have you not had any experience with it....
Is it ok to cry in front of your best friend?
I had a bad dream last night about tornadoes. I didn't sleep well this weekend with the tornado outbreak. No matter where it is I don't sleep during watches and warnings. It scares me especially at night. I dreamed that...
SparklePony91
Xper 3 Age: 35 Post-Election Conundrum: Where Do We Go From Here?
Election is over. Okay. Now what? Comparisons are made from 9/11 to mirror 11/9. Okay, we get that. Are we being respectful? Some.. Most.. No. Vitriolic behavior still reigns on the other side. Ethics Lesson #1 We know...
Anonymous
(45 Plus) Tinder sexting that fizzled out?
Hello all, I'm currently romantically disengaged but still deep friends with my spouse, where each of us want the other to find someone new and are each happy for the other, still living together, etc. We've were also...
Anonymous
(36-45) Do you read all your text messages?
Dude I feel like a dick sometimes but you ever get to a point where you say fuck it? Trying to take care of my morning wood RN, not reply to a bunch of random shit and drunken text from last night.
Chico_brah
Yoda Age: 32 
Trying to take care of my morning wood RN, not reply to a bunch of random shit and drunken text from last night.Creepy/Dark Poems: A Macabre Literary Collage
Jack the Ripper I stalk the hazy gaslight streets and slums of East End Whitechapel London, Clad in hat and cloak, identity a mystery to all, I am but a shadow lurking in the alley's, but a deviously handsome one at that...
Phoenix98
Master Age: 33 Why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Seem So Important To Us
If you're scratching your head wondering why it seems that the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie-Pitt break-up took over the "actual" news for a day instead of the focus being on "real" issues and things that should matter...
Anonymous
(36-45) 5 Things to Know Before You Visit New England
A lot of people visit New England every year as its a very popular tourist destination however the fact is that there are a lot of things that people just don't understand before they come here. If @falloutboy2001 and...
Waffles731
Editor Age: 31 