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A. Works in a small firm in a provincial city. Typical small town girl. Short, normal body, gummy smile, crooked lower teeth, hooded baggy eyes pointing down, very sociable, likes to party and be the center of attention, is very proud of her degree and job. Did an Erasmus/exchange but hadsn’t travelled much otherwise. Hobbies are reading, playing volleyball, cooking healthy stuff. Very secure of herself, not a great fashion sense, a bit of a dumpy frumpy. She only speaks English. You were good friends before you dated her, started dating as you occasionally hooked up and it just happened. Dating her is super easy, she’s into you and she’s conveniently already part of your friends group.

B. Works in a prestigious company. Before that she shortly worked in the humanitatian sector. Wealthy background, she travels a lot and speaks 6 languages. Tall and lean, used to model during university to earn some pocket money. Sporty, loves nature. She also loves arthouse movies and works in the organization of a film festival in her free time. Slightly shy and insecure, she doesn’t seem to think excessively highly of her achievements. She says she’s crazy in love with you and seems genuine. You two laugh a lot together, she’s sweet but slightly shy at first around new people. She doesn’t follow trends but has a great and very original fashion sense. Dating her involves some small degree of challenge, for example she lives in a different city.

Your girlfriend:
was a school friend of yours, started hooking up drunk than ended up dating
Is fun
average body, rather plain looking, has several flaws you are coscient pf but overlook (cross eyes, crooked teeth, sticking out ears, overall not very pretty face shape)
pale with reddish “stains”
practices sport bud doesn’t look fit
hobbies: hiking, cooking vegan, reading romance books
dresses sporty, sometimes a bit like a nun but hey, you’re not that interested in fashion yourself
has a bachelor degree in economics, has an ok but not great job, only speaks English

The other girl:
you meet her and although slightly shy, she expresses her interest for you, in a very cute way
has a model’s body, fit, tan, super hot
is a bit shy but fun, also makes fun of herself
has beautiful, delicate features, a perfect smile, beautiful eyes
looks very fit
hobbies: runs an independent indie music production company as a hobby, loved music and arthouse movies, museums and art, hiking, reading and also cooks very well because her grandma is Italian and she learnt from her
work: has a masters degree in business and has a great and well paid job in a major company
Speaks 6 languages fluently
Guys are after her but she wants you (doesn’t know you have a gf)
has travelled a lot

it’s all made up not referred to me in any way

Ugly, poor, iq under 120, overweight, fat, not white, very hairy, non Christian, Virgin, loser, under 6 feet, average looking, not rich, no abs, doesn’t have an athletic body, has done plastic surgery, not masculine, bad at playing sports, can’t dance, isn’t patient, smells bad, disrespectful, weird, violent, abusive, argumentive, isn’t funny, insecure, shy, selfish, narcissistic, sensitive, emotional, cries, arrogant, self-centered, doesn’t listen to me, takes no interest in me and my friends and family, doesn’t want kids, socially awkward, boring, does drugs, smoker, has criminal record, breaks the law, plays little boy games, mamas boy, unfaithful, lazy, obnoxious, annoying, isn’t romantic, nonthoughtful, disorganized, sloppy, no college education, more than 30 years older than me, younger than me, liberal, wears glasses, crooked teeth, misogynist, hates animals, gay or bi, transgender, queer, low Sex drive, has a mental illness, has a permanent disease with no cure, has asthma, has any history of bad health, and doesn’t treat me like a queen.

There are two girls, they are identical in intelligence, personality and how much they love you.

One is drop dead gorgeous, looks like a movie star, people turn in the street to look at her. But she lives in another country. She would be happy to have a ldr with you.

The other is ugly, not even plain, just ugly. Her ears stick out, her gums stick out, her teeth are crooked, she is squint eyed, fatty, has a hunchback, has messy frizzy hair... And she lives in your same city and would like to be in a relationship with you.