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My kind of boyfriend came pick me up from a class yesterday and as we went to my house, i was joking that last time I saw him his farts were too stinky when I went to bed. It was true but I said it jokingly because, when you love someone, that stuff is silly and very much managable.

He then said he was gonna buy potato chips and come back. He didn't come back. He went home or god knows where. I tried to message and call him but he would not answer. I got very worried thinking something might happen to him. Next morning he texted me saying that he was gassy and didn't want me to complain about it.

WHAT THE F? please tell me if you think i was rude chatting about his farts or if he needs to get a grip. i just wish he told me the reason instead of keeping me on the edge for hours...

tbf he has been acting weird lately and i think he just doesn't like me like he used to. this is very odd behaviour from him

I am a server at a retirement center. I started this job on the 2nd of this month and it’s my first job. I emptied two bottles of liquid ass in the break room, employee bathroom, dining room, and public bathroom on Friday during my break. Nobody was around when I did this and I did it out of sight of the cameras. Coworkers and residents are complaining about the smell. Housekeeping cleaned the break room and bathrooms several times and management called the sewage company and hvac people to check the vents and sewer lines and nothing is wrong (obviously). The smell lingers in the hallways and I sprayed it in the upstairs resident hall bathrooms. I guess the lines don’t connect and they think it’s weird how the smell is really pungent only in certain places out of sight of cameras. I guess my manager overheard me and another coworker talking about bringing in fart spray last week but didn’t think anything of it and two coworkers know we have it and ratted on us. The other coworker had today off and works tomorrow but I’m off tomorrow. I hope she doesn’t say I have it because I’m sure they will ask her. They are asking every single person in every department about the smell and if they have fart spray to come clean and nothing will come against them. They asked me if I was positive I don’t have it and I said yeah why would I have fart spray and their like I don’t know but if you know someone who has it please tell us because this has to stop and I said I don’t know anything about the smell. I told my other coworker yesterday I’m bringing more on Thursday and Friday should I bring the fart spray or leave it at home and bring it in sometime next month