Questions: Fashion & Beauty

So uh... I usually wear pants, but there's the three pairs of shorts I recently bought, lol.

My guy friends all say, "Shorts above the knee are gay! Only girls wear shorts above the knee! Real men wear shorts knee-length or longer!"

However, my female friends never once complain, and often even give compliments. I asked a few if my shorts were too short, and all of them said something like, "No! Of course not! They're called shorts for a reason! They're SUPPOSED to go above your knees! Don't worry about a thing!"

And I really hope my female friends are the right ones, because honestly, I LIKE looking down and seeing my legs! I used to be really underweight, so seeing them this full, with a little bit of fat, is pretty satisfying!

And I don't have a lot of leg hair, and... I'm really proud of that. I wanna look slightly feminine anyway. So it's not a problem if I'm hairless, or wear shorter shorts than the majority.

I know i do. I hate the tattoes, fade, beard, no socks, tight ripped jeans and shirt. They look like massive douchebags

According to this, more attractive www.google.com/.../amp

Can guy wear one piece swimsuits with shorts like this www.amazon.com/.../ref=mp_s_a_1_43

This is quite opposite of what you'd expect but suppose this is the case. Would you react badly since this seems to be cross dressing for each one?

I don't think they should be required to wear uniforms either.

Please share your views!

Consider the fact that a man is overly hairy. What do you think he should be doing?
Suppose he uses trimmer without guard to closely trim his legs, thighs and torso once a week and trims his arms to 1 mm once every month.
What do you think about this from a man?

I started out with 30 costumes and ended up with 3 pirate costumes go figure 🙄