Are my shorts too short for a guy, and why or why not?

Khaki shorts
Khaki shorts
Light blue/gray shorts
Light blue/gray shorts
Navy blue gym shorts
Navy blue gym shorts
So uh... I usually wear pants, but there's the three pairs of shorts I recently bought, lol.

My guy friends all say, "Shorts above the knee are gay! Only girls wear shorts above the knee! Real men wear shorts knee-length or longer!"

However, my female friends never once complain, and often even give compliments. I asked a few if my shorts were too short, and all of them said something like, "No! Of course not! They're called shorts for a reason! They're SUPPOSED to go above your knees! Don't worry about a thing!"

And I really hope my female friends are the right ones, because honestly, I LIKE looking down and seeing my legs! I used to be really underweight, so seeing them this full, with a little bit of fat, is pretty satisfying!

And I don't have a lot of leg hair, and... I'm really proud of that. I wanna look slightly feminine anyway. So it's not a problem if I'm hairless, or wear shorter shorts than the majority.
Yes, they are too short.
No, they aren't too short.
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