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Do you like potatoes?
What kind of potatoes are your favorite potatoes? If you could change anything about potatoes what would it be? Do you think potatoes are the superior vegetable and are worth more than communism related jokes and farming?
Why would this girl say to me , Well you are not my aunts daughter?
My uncle got remarried last year. His new wife my new aunt lol she is amazing we become close. Now there is issues she has her 27 year old niece helping her clean the house cooking and watching her kids for her during...
How are you staying sane right now during quarantine?
First of all, it’s okay if you haven’t. I don’t expect anyone to feel normal right now. I was doing alright, but now I’m coming up on 45 days of quarantine and I’m really depressed. I miss seeing my family&friends,...
Your favorite joke?
A bus load of nuns are on the highway. The bus driver swerves into a ditch and everyone on the bus dies. The nuns find themselves in Heaven, standing at the Gates, when St. Peter walks through with a bowl of holy water....
Does he like me or not... or am I thinking too much?
My coworker is friendly with me, he jokes around a lot... even licking my pencils and steering wheel. He got super excited when I started watching his favorite show and would ask me about it everyday. Then randomly some...
"Mytake" For All The Awesome People On GaG
If you weren't mentioned in this mytake, doesn't mean you're not awesome. I can only mention so many people, so I chose the people who first made me feel welcome on GaG, the people I've had the most interaction with, and...
Why are women put off by the fact I love Death Metal?
So, I never beat around the bush when it comes to talking about myself. It seems like things just go a lot smoother in dating (and in life in general) when you're just upfront about things when you're getting to know each...
What's your favorite type of humor?
Some types: Dry humor Dark humor Sarcasm Dad jokes Puns
Is there someone that you knew in your past that you will never forget?
I will never forget my 3rd grade teacher, she was so nice and really helped children to learn and to love. I will never forget my 5th grade after school recreation teacher for so many reasons I wrote in a myTake....
Could it be fear of something? That she acts like this?
We are close to the point we know almost everything about each other. I trust her with everything and she the same we are mistaken for a couple a cute couple all the time I've even been welcomed to the family in under the...
Was this guy interested?
So today in English , our teacher made us work in partners. I chose this guy because he sat right next to me and looked pretty nice so I just chose him. the whole time we were working, he was making jokes but they...
He asks what color your eyes are?
We work together and have for a month now. Yesterday he came in and stopped in front of me staring at me with “sleepy” looking eyes. He does it a lot.. then he asked when my birthday is and said he’ll try his best not to...
He never told me he has a girlfriend?
Working with this guy for a month now, Over time I’ve felt he’s attracted to me & now I feel he has some level of feelings.. Why? He’s very touchy and makes pro longed eye contact, he’s bought me chocolate when I’m...
He has a “secret” girlfriend?
Been working with this guy for a month now, Over the course of time I’ve felt he’s attracted & now I feel he has some level of feelings.. Why? He’s very touchy and makes pro longed eye contact, he’s bought me chocolate...
Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday, I need help advice something?
yesterday me and Kirsten had a argument, I said I might be dying cause of my constant migraine. She said “ don’t say that I don’t like that” so then I said would you be sad if I was dying, she said “ I thought I just said...
Does he seem interested back?
I'm almost positive this guy I work with likes me. He'll always randomly touch my arm when we talk, He'll say "You look nice" when I dress up, He teases me and says I'm his favorite, I'll catch him sometimes standing...
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