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So my boy smells pretty bad most of the time, especially after the gym. I took suggestions from my previous questions but not much helped. I told him he should start driving cause I didn't want the smell in my car and he had no problem with that. Then I tried to get a pretty girl to tell him smelt bad. I also told him he's smell like ass all the time and if he didn't I'd actually drive. Yet my efforts seem to be useless, he finds the whole thing funny and refuses to properly wipe/shower as if I'm joking. What should I do?

My boy legit always smells bad. We hit the gym up almost every night and when I give him a ride he stains my seat with the scent. I mean I get it you gonna be sweaty and all but he legit smells like feces. I let him know a lot but for some reason he thinks I'm joking and today he told me something that leads me to believe its actually poop. He goes "My fart smelt so bad once, I had to go to the bathroom and wipe to make sure, to my surprise there was actually poop." I don't want him to take it the wrong way either so any tips on how I should tell him? Or if I should tell him at all?

My Brother and his Friend came over for a visit just now. They were here for an hour or so. As soon as they left I sprayed the couch with Febreze. Does anyone else do that? As soon as someone leaves you feel like you have get their smell (good or bad) out of the furniture, before you can relax.