How can I tell my friend he stinks?

[Ephemera1]

My boy legit always smells bad. We hit the gym up almost every night and when I give him a ride he stains my seat with the scent. I mean I get it you gonna be sweaty and all but he legit smells like feces. I let him know a lot but for some reason he thinks I'm joking and today he told me something that leads me to believe its actually poop. He goes "My fart smelt so bad once, I had to go to the bathroom and wipe to make sure, to my surprise there was actually poop." I don't want him to take it the wrong way either so any tips on how I should tell him? Or if I should tell him at all?

Just keep saying it like you usually do he'll get the hint

Make sure he knows you ain't playing when you tell em

Don't tell him at all he'll catch the hint

Da fuq? That's nasty yo

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[Bananaman177]

Dawg, you gotta let him have it. Like ripping off a band-aid. Just say, "Yo, dude, I'm telling you this as a bro, you really smell. I don't know what your hygiene situation is, but you gotta re-double your efforts, you reek man, and you make my car smell bad, it's fucked up. Not to be a dick, I'm just saying." Then hand him a stick of deodorant and be like, "Yo, I got you this, but you gotta get your ass-wiping situation under control too, I can't help you with that, but you made my car smell like shit this one time, and that ain't gonna fly. I'm gonna smell your butt before you get in my car from now on, and if I smell shit, you can call a cab." LOL.

[Ephemera1]

I'm not smelling his butt fuck no. That's legit suicidal tendencies.

[TokyoGhoulLover]

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lmaooooo~ Do it

[Ephemera1]

@TokyoGhoulLover how bout no

[TokyoGhoulLover]

guess ur just a party pooper then :(

( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) see what i did there?

[summiter]

Look at him in the eyes and tell him he needs to work on his hygiene or you will move on. You don't have to put up with his stink or lack of hygiene. Give him a bar of soap for a gift. Tell him no fooling around (handjobs or whatever you do with him) until he smells like a decent human being. Your thoughts?

[Ephemera1]

He don't get brojobs from me anymore. He smells too bad.

[summiter]

good for you let him get use to jerking off instead

[btbc92]

Pull him to the side, and ask him how is he doing with his life at home. If he is not defensive and asks why then tell him the truth. But don't be mean, nasty, etc. Just explain to him that he has a really bad order. If it's not a hygiene problem, then he needs to go to the doctor. Nobody should be having prefusious odor. Ever. 9/10x, it's either genetics or poor diet and nutrition if not something internally serious. That means he is not taking care of his hygiene.

[btbc92]

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[Autumn-Bunny]

Ewwwwww! Furck that... he would not be my friend.

[Ephemera1]

He's a day one homie

[Autumn-Bunny]

Tell him a girl likes him and he'll start showering... trust me.

[Ephemera1]

What's funny is he actually gets lots of attention from women. Bet once they whiff they dip.

[Autumn-Bunny]

No way... ewww if a hot guy smelled bad I wouldn't approach him. I'm really into people with great hygiene. So happy my is really clean.

[Ephemera1]

Don't most women prefer someone with great hygiene?

[Autumn-Bunny]

Yes! Even when my boyfriend is sweaty after working out he doesn't smell bad... he just smells like a stronger version of himself. I like it but that's because he's clean... some guys do smell really bad and that's a turn off.

[Ephemera1]

Lmao a stronger version of himself 😂😂
That's some hygiene right there
Yeah this guy probably turns off a lot women then.

[Autumn-Bunny]

I'm bad at describing things... Lol don't be mean! 😂 Yeah probably.

[Ephemera1]

No no it was a good description. Thanks for the help.

[Autumn-Bunny]

Np... just be honest with him. He needs to realize he'll never get laid if he smells like 💩. He'll thank you.

[Autumn-Bunny]

Thanks.

[Notorisch_Arschloch]

Try the words, "You stinky fuck, put on some D. O."

Of course, with my group of friends, we have nicknames like Dickballs, Fuckass, Babydick, etc. We're twice your age, probably half as mature and DGAF.

[Ephemera1]

His asshole smells not him.

[Notorisch_Arschloch]

Like he's crop dusting, or just wiping like a 4 year old?

Try the words, "You stinky fuck, stop shitting yourself," if the former, or, "You stinky fuck, learn to wipe better," if the latter.

Should just be funny way to broach the topic but still get the point across that a change is warranted. Unless you've hit on a sensitive subject like a medical condition and you hurt his feelings, then it's not funny. It's fucking hilarious and you should nickname him something soul crushingly insensitive.

[peachblossomluck]

Some people get too defensive with personal hygiene. Tell him you aren't going to hang around him anymore until he gets that problem under control. Otherwise he is just going to think you're giving him a hard time, joking around etc. Some people when they live with it, get completely desensitized to it. Sounds like he has.

[ElissaDido]

Ewww haha I'm glad my girlies smell like flowers and cotton candy🌸💐🌷

[ElissaDido]

For his Birthday offer him A package of:
Soap
Shampoo
Perfume
Déodorant
Body scrub
Body washing lotion.

He will get it hopefully, and I hope his Birthday is soon lel.

[Ephemera1]

His birthday was last month...

[ElissaDido]

3ala fekra, el zalame 3arabe amma la2? :p

[Ephemera1]

na3am samina abu khariya

[ElissaDido]

Hahahahhaha omg miskeen 😂 Shu hal fadhaye7 😱😱😱

[Ephemera1]

Allah yerham manakheer al naas

[ElissaDido]

Hahahahha tab men wen bel zabet hal zalame? 2ouloulo enno aslan haram hek shi ysir!!!😂

[Ephemera1]

Min phalestine 7akinalo yistihi 3ala demo bas al zalame raso yabis

[ElissaDido]

Haha yaaa haram , 2oloulo 7ajtak fadhaye7 please lol!!!
3an had you have to take him to the side for a "bro talk " and tell him that he's embarassind himself and everyone noticed this about him and that you only tell him this because he's your bro and you care about him!

[Ephemera1]

Lmao "bro talk" all talks are bro talks. I feel bad for his parents tbh. They smell that constantly.

[ElissaDido]

They are probably used to it now 😂
Have you ever been to his house?

[Ephemera1]

Yup smells like biryani for some reason

[ElissaDido]

So the whole house smells bad? Kel 3ile2 hek? Is it clean😅?

[Ephemera1]

Not bad just like biryani. No he just smells like that. The house? Yeah its cleanish

[ElissaDido]

Ohh well... You need to talk to him!!!

[Ephemera1]

I've shouted at the dood for like 5 min today don't think talking will work tbh.

[ElissaDido]

Throw him in a bubbly bath tub😂

[Ephemera1]

Easier said than done.

[Dim_121]

Try telling him and then taking action like rolling down the windows. Sometimes you need an action to speak with your words.

[Ephemera1]

Window rolled down erryday

[Dim_121]

Na wait until you talk to him before you roll them down.
Other wise do another action like tell him that he stinks to much to go home in your car and then shove him into the shower area. Then start taking a shower yourself.

[Dim_121]

Otherwise just tell him that you can't take him any more.

[Ephemera1]

That last one sounds good tbh. Make him drive, problem solved.

[NyomiMcClinton]

Yeah I have been around guys who have a strong odor, and it can have become so irritating to be around. The smell will be all your car seats and furniture and it will linger for awhile. I would tell him the smell from his body is making the car smell, and it won't go away when you try to clean it. You have to bring up that you clean your car and that the smell from his body won't go away. Some guys just have a strong musty body odor.

[Ephemera1]

I've told him numerous times. He knows it stinks my car and he laughs. He legit gets out the car, smells the seat, and goes "yeah bro that seat smells like balls" then starts laughing.

[Triss]

Lmfaaooo omg poor thing i have the same shit problem
I gave her all my deodorants several times but yet she fuckin stinks all day lmaoo

[Ephemera1]

Deodorant didn't help :(

[Triss]

Lmfaoo ikrr but try to convince him to take showers more often

[Zazzz]

Tell him. Look, i know it's not your fault it is what it is and it's not a insult don't take it that way but honestly you should shower at the gym. I will wait for you at the gym in the parking lot. If he makes jokes about it then kinda joke around with him and without telling him you brought his towels and shampoo just throw it at him and tell him you're not getting in the car... like really you're not. 😂

[ASEXY]

Make sure he knows you ain't playing when you tell him.

[Ephemera1]

I thought that could've been assumed from my tone. Legit they got me raging recorded. Do is sound like I'm joking?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sqJtV4r6S9

[ASEXY]

It sounds like you're half joking and half serious.

[Ephemera1]

Uh wut. I was legit raging there. If that's how I sound then he probably did take it as a joke. Gotta have him take a seat (not in my car) and let him know for real next time.

[Live_love_143]

Tell him bro like shower before and after you get in my car in a nice way lol

[HitGirl_4680]

Just spray the dude! And buy him a shit load of deodorant soaps etc!!

Or just say dude you stink shower!

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Why do all your questions relate to this shit?

[Ephemera1]

Lmao my last was a joke. I'm being fr with this one.

[BeautifulPromisesx]

If I was you I'd bring like Axe or something & spray it all over then be like "you think this is a joke? Nah. It's not. Don't make me hold an intervention for you."

[Ephemera1]

My other friend already does that. Gets a can of axe and sprays it all over the kid, makes it worse tbh.

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Kk new plan. Let me meet him and I'll give him a good talk down. It'll be like "Iyanla fix my life" but with me.

[Ephemera1]

You know honestly you gave me an idea. I think all he needs is to hear it from a chick he finds attractive.

[BeautifulPromisesx]

So I guess I wouldn't work 😂 glad I could help though

[Ephemera1]

Datum. You always fishin for compliments. You cute we get it

[Ephemera1]

Dayum*

[PiuBravoRagazzo]

Tell him to shower at the gym

[Ephemera1]

The problem is also before the gym.

[PiuBravoRagazzo]

Tell him "bro seriously, you smell like shit. I am gonna stop working out with you"

[GoldCobra]

Tell him "you stank"

[Anonymous]

How can I tell my fuckbuddy her pussy stinks lol

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Ew wtf