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There comes a time in every proud and independent food lover's life where you realize that the greatest food is not pizza-- it's the soft and creamy concoction known as ice cream. When you are feeling bored, have some vanilla. When you are feeling angry, have some chocolate. Feeling passionate? Red Velvet. It's really a 24/7 food. It's calorie count is so high, you could just eat a little and survive on less. A delectable tub could last you weeks. Lettuce is like 5 calories a cup-- just think of how much lettuce you'd have to eat to survive a day in the wild!

And this is PRECISELY why you shouldn't steal the Angels' BEST gift to us low earthlings. We are mortal and need food to survive. Therefore, food is life. Therefore, if you steal food from me, you are stealing LIFE. Think of how much life ice cream gives... My husband practically stole 10 years off my life with each tub. It's abusive, really. I wouldn't steal 10 years of life from my worst enemy, let alone if I had an adorable kawaii-as-hell wife.

I firmly believe ice cream is from angels come down and giving blood transfusions to the food industry. It's holy blood. We walk in the sacred presence of gods when we partake in the holy meal. People say it's from cows, but they must be getting confused with milk. I've had milk before. It's nowhere NEAR as good as ice cream!
Ice cream is there to stop the violence. I've never met someone who said they didn't like ice cream. (Anyone who says they disliked it is lying. You can't hate ice cream.)

This is the man I chose to spend the rest of my life with, so it hurts me to say that he has betrayed my trust. I was under the impression that he was in love with me as much as I was with him. It's baffling to me that he would even think about doing something like this. I would never wish the same on him.

I'm upset to say that our marriage would have to come to an end after his recent actions.

My husband and I have been together for almost 5 years. He is honestly he the sweetest guy and would do anything for me. He's only lied about one thing (that I know of) and it's a dumb lie so that's why I don't understand the point of lying, but he used to lie about it frequently, the past few months I know he's been telling the truth. But today due to a call from my card company thinking it was fraudulent charges I saw a charge for a weird website and called and got details (I really believe it's fraud because he has had so many issues with identity theft) but something about it isn't sitting right, I have a weird gut feeling. I tried to talk to him about it and the timeline is a little weird. Also he clears his browser history weekly (always has, and I still hate it) but I'm ridiculous and kept making myself more upset so I looked at all the ways he could be hiding something such as instagram, emails (trash emptied weekly and no unread messages), and Facebook. On Facebook I noticed his searches were cleared, this is notttttt feeling normal, who on earth even thinks to clear that unless they're hiding something?
I don't know it feels odd
but I tried explaining to him I just don't know what to think or how to feel cuz there is no way to prove he did or didn't do it and I feel like I can't trust him 100% because the past stupid lies. We never have these kinds of issues and I really believe he would ever Physically-with his body- cheat. But I don't know if he would be talking to someone else or what
opinions?