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Why are insecure, crazy men looked down upon, but insecure crazy women often considered sweet and exciting?
If a guy is insecure and crazy, it's usually considered toxic and ugly and it's best to avoid him. If he's insecure, "he's not good enough". And stories about involvement with a crazy guy are almost always about the...
Would you be offended if your boyfriend said this to you?
My boyfriend of nearly two years said to me this week whilst we were lying in the bed that I had “wide hips”. Well I’m only a UK10/US6 so I don’t consider myself like a kardashian and that is really not what I aspire to...
Should I just ghost her?
Girl I’ve been talking to got mad at me cause I was joking and told her I wasn’t gonna buy her a new eyebrow pen which I lost when I was with her and said she’ll have another dude buy it for her, She also said earlier...
Guy at work asked for my number to send me pics of his dog, is this a sign he’s interested in me?
We’re good friends and I think we flirt a lot; although it seems to be hard to tell if he’s flirting or just messing with me. Hell stare at me as a joke to make me laugh, tease me, etc. He also calls me a nickname....
Why do men start convos that are not about sex?
These phony convos they start about work, school, hobbies and others always lead to nothing but flirting and sexual innuendos disguised as jokes. All these fools want is sex so why ever bring up any other convo?
Is it ever okay to withhold sex as a punishment?
I joke around a lot with my boyfriend and I talk back sometimes and he laughs about it but he then says he’s taking sex away because I’ve been bad. It’s leaving me feeling rejected and like something is wrong with me. Is...
Did he lie about his feeling?
So i met this guy through tinder, its been 2 months, we’ve seen each other and been on a dates for several times ( which not always lead to sex or makeout ) we went to see football games, we went to bars, we had lunch...
I want to reconnect and have sex with her?
high school there was a girl a grade below me. I think she skipped a grade. She’s older by 2 months. We met while helping out the basketball coach out with something. She was on the basketball team and I was a...
We broke up not even two months ago. We still are on the lease for five months. I need advice and help on what I should do?
We have the lease for 2 years for an apartment. We both needed to move out of a toxic environment. We both moved fast into a relationship. It was very toxic. I ended up helping him more financially than myself. He pursue...
Are girls less funny than guys?
First of all, don't get triggered by the question and immediately prove its truth. We hear every day that women like funny guys or who will make them laugh but what about funny women? Surely men like laughing too....
My friends with benefits asked could we make a baby last night?
My friends with benefits asked did i want to make a baby [22M] [23F] I only usually talk to my fuck buddy over the weekends. That’s when both of us are normally free. I haven’t really seen him in a few weeks so i...
How do I get my friends with benefits to leave me alone?
I wanted a relationship with this guy. Known him for 9 months now. We were basically friends with benefits because all we ever did was text/call/facetime and every time we met up it was sex. He made it seem like we were...
Was it just sex or could he be into me?
I went to a house party and hooked up with a guy I met at the party. He was unexpected, but it happened. We really connected at the party and talked for a long time. Eventually we walked back to my place and we was...
Why do bad boys always draw to me like moth to flame?
At work several bad boys over the years have tried to come after me incessantly or otherwise. Right now one is a pushy individual and always stares at me and in my eyes and at my chest. He will just sit there and look at...
What joke is funnier for a 22-year-old Caucasian dude to promote on TikTok?
*I meant Caucasian in the literal, classical sense; not the legal, FBI-approved sense. I'm of Middle Eastern descent as well as Eurasian descent (two national ethnicities, really). Actually, more of my relatives are white...
How to know when you're getting old..
I had so much fun making my other take about old age: "You Know You're Getting Old When.____" Wednesday. I thought I'd do a part 2... I guess this is where I need to add a DISCLAIMER🙄: This take is meant in fun, and if...
Is this wrong of me?
Is it wrong if I expected my girlfriend to not exactly break ties, but distance herself from her good (almost best) friend after I've told her for 6-7 months that I hate the guy? I'll tell you some things about him- -...
Why I he acting like this with me PLEASE HELP 😞😞😞?
He says He got attached to me and that he stoped talking to other girls because of me and that He’s afraid to lose me and that I’m really special to him and that he would marry me one day even though we aren’t official...
Is it weird that my best "guy" friend acts this way with me?
My best guy friend and I have been best friends for 6 years. About 4 years ago I told him I liked him to which he responded he did not feel the same way But recently, he bought a home about 1 year ago. he's been...
Help! A guy that I have been talking and dating is acting super creepy now?
Hi everyone. English is not my native language so I apologize for any mistake. Since December I have been talking with this guy from England that is in my country. He is handsome and honestly we used to talk a lot...
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