Search Results: feel like such a rebound

There are sometimes eye catching questions around here, which provoked your interest and then when clicking on it and reading the description you are pretty much speechless or disappointed or you can sense, that the question asker is not actually trying to get help and then you feel like just browsing the next question instead without leaving a comment. Or you brush it off with a laugh.

questions like: "he hugged me. Am i pregnant?"

or "HEEELP! I'm scared and don't know what to do?" - > turns out she doesn't want to break up with an abusive jerk

or "is he cheating?" - > turns out she got suspicious because his last Facebook post was 24 hours ago and he has some female contacts, that he keeps in touch with.

or "why is my girlfriend doing this?" - > turns out he was nothing more than a just in case backup guy. Or a rebound.

or "why didn't he pay? Is he cheap?" - > turns out *she* asked him out and then *she* asked if they could split the bill. They did. She was left unhappy after her own actions and threw a fit about it on him afterwards, to which he responded polite at first how they agreed to split the bill and more so since she asked him out on such a date and then later just blocked her. True story, happened on GAG.

or "boyfriend steals my phone?" - > turns out her boyfriend just takes her iphone like its his own without asking her and places it where she can not always find it. Then she asks "what the F am i supposed to do?". I was generous enough to reply with "you break up?". Auto-MHO earned.

so pretty much questions, that aren't questions and that the answer is obvious and undeserving of a response. How often have you encountered them?