Search Results: favorite joke
Is she looking for an ego boost or playing hard?
Long story short, it´s an instructor at the gym and my physiotherapist. We first talked in January and it was all very professional, I saw her several times in January and February because of a injury I had, but noticed...
Who else things the Superhero/Fast & The Furious movies are Overrated?
I really don't like them at all. And it's not because I'm some harsh critic hipster who only watches high class stuff. I can enjoy silly movies or joke movies. I can enjoy cheesy stories sometimes. But the Avengers....
What is your favorite sleeping position?
Don't get the description seriously, they are jokes. I'm the hopeless romantic 💕
Guys, would you mind if your girlfriend was a total goofball?
My boyfriend and I met in our freshman year in college and he initially had a crush on me because I was always cracking jokes & making the class laugh. I didn't even notice him at first because we had never worked...
Awkward situation with cashier?
I'm checking out, the cashier is cute. I ask for extra bags. She's like oh yea you knew these bags suck huh? I said it's just because I'm walking home and stuff is heavy. Then she's tells me she's walking home too, and...
What's one of your favorite "dad jokes"?
One of my favorites: Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
Have any nerdy yo mama jokes?
My favorite is "Yo mama so fat, as x -> ∞, so does her weight"
10 Nightmarish Deep Sea Creatures
The deep dark ocean is one of many things that freak me out and the creatures living in it don't help much. I've kind of fallen down a rabbit hole of discovery and can't get out. 1. Giant Isopod This creature is pretty...
Do you have to be an "avid reader" and have favorite authors to be considered a real fiction writer?
I've been taking fiction courses at my school as I'm a prospective creative writing major / psych minor. Writing has always been my passion; and I love English courses in general. However, in my latest fiction course, a...
The Offspring's Smash Record
Wassup music lovers! I promise I haven't forgotten bout you all XD I simply haven't had the time to come up with another take. Ok, I know this is kind of a weird turning point in takes. You're more used to mainly metal...
I thought he liked me?
i went to a dance with my crush (i asked him) and we had a great time. he was a total gentleman and told me i looked pretty and when we danced we like held hands and he like twirled me and i really thought we were hitting...
Why do people make fun of Sarah Jessica Parker's looks?
I mean home-girl is beautiful, I guess the horse jokes is because her face is long. But I mean who could think this woman is ugly? And I love her "sex and the city" character Carrie Bradshaw, she's my favorite even though...
Rate this Comedian: Norm Macdonald?
one of my personal favorites. known as a comic’s comic, Norm is a performer revered by his colleagues, even if his fame peaked in the mid-1990s, when he was the host of “Weekend Update” on “Saturday Night Live.” Since...
Is it bad that my crush and I have literally nothing in common?
all we can agree on is that carrots are good. not even joking. i haven't even seen any of his favorite movies or i dont like them, he doesn't like some of my favorite foods etc. like its honestly funny, whenever agree on...
Stand Up Comedians I've Enjoyed the Most Lately
I watch a lot of stand up comedy and usually try and keep my eye on new arrivals to the spotlight. I appreciate bringing a unique flair to a set and love it when there's some long arching story. The comedians aren't in...
Guys, What more can I do to let him know I am interested?
I am fairly certain my close friend likes me, but I can't get anywhere with him. I ask him to go places with me, dress up when I see him, twirl my hair, laugh at his jokes, sit with my hand on his leg/arm, bake his...
They keep saying love yourself. How can I love myself if I wasn’t loved or understood?
Growing up, Parents would say morning and night. Growing up they didn’t know what was going on my mind and if I was hurt. I am not open to my feelings or worries, I bottle up and listen to music and dance. Someteachers...
Why Won’t He Talk To Me Anymore?
He’s my friend at work, we used to text all the time, but he hasn’t responded in over a week, and it actually hurts a lot. We were getting close. He kept on making plans to hang out with me, but he’d never follow through...
Why Is My Guy Friend At Work Not Talking To Me Anymore?
We used to text all the time, but he hasn’t responded in over a week, and it actually hurts a lot. We were getting close. He kept on making plans to hang out with me, but he’d never follow through with them, he wouldn’t...
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