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What's your favorite joke?

Mine's: My math teacher celebrates 4/20 on 1/5.
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Be honest does the pink bikini make my butt look bigger?

Its my favorite but my sister took these pics as a joke and I think it makes me look fat?
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Annoying Double Standards And Other Unfair Things

Note that I'm kinda triggered right now so if you're sensitive and can't stand a different opinion, take your sensitive ass away :D I may come off rude and offensive (sorry) but some people don't understand nice. #1 WHITE...
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Your most favorite nuts?

Jokes aside, I mean the food. 😂 Mmm, I like cashew nuts a lot but I wish to eat more walnuts simply because they are good for your brain. Side note: Aww man... I can't add more options! If you like any other type...
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Jokes aside, I mean the food. 😂 Mmm, I like cashew nuts a lot but I wish to eat more walnuts simply because they are good for your brain. Side note: Aww man... I can't add Show More
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What do you think about the movie KINGSMAN GOLDEN CIRCLE?

I've watched the movie in theaters this day Well i really liked the movie With fighting scenes, and the story is quite sad, but the ending is really good My favorite part is the ending, its really impluensive...
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Why do people hate me so much (Aspergers Syndrome)?

Random details: 15 years old. Aspergers Syndrome (high functioning) 5"7- 5"9 Skinny Heterosexual I like drawing, singing, running, animation, playing video games, and listening to Disney and video game music....
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What's your favorite cringy joke?

What's a joke that your mom, dad, or someone told you that make you cringe all the time yet it's your favorite?
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Did I get him the right gift?

Okay so my boyfriends 18th birthday is coming up and i think i did great when getting him a gift tbh. I got him all sorts of little cool things. First i got him a candle he said he wanted for a while. I got him that as a...
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My love life is CONFUSING right now I dont know what to do?

The first gir has toched my hair several times and has been really nice. The second girl is also really nice and has also touched my hair several times, she put her had in my pants with the excuse to fix my shirt to give...
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Tell me which of these Amazing funny 5 jokes is your favorite? ENJOY!!! ;]?

1 Q: Why did the coach go back to the bank? A: To get his quarterback! 2 Q: Why are atoms Catholic? A: Because they have mass. 3 Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he neverlands. 4 A husband asks his...
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Why I Don't Like Work

Introduction: This is more of a disclaimer. Before you judge me and say that I am not lazy for liking work, just know, that I don't mind doing the actual work. I went to college, got a degree and I work for a major...
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Hit me with your best joke?

Let's lighten up the mood: your favorite one-liner, puns, stories, yo mama jokes, whatever you have.
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Guys, Why text a girl then send short replies?

I met this older guy he's 42 and he's a wealthy guy, always busy, always working he's a really popular realtor in the area and has joint custody of an 11 yr old daughter. So his sched is full. We met at my uncles Labor...
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What are your favorite short jokes?

I want your best super short super simple one or two line jokes, preferably clean ones that aren't questions and I don't mind if they're super cheesy. For example... Confucius say, man who runs in front of car get tyred....
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Whats your favorite joke?

3 guys in a airplane, one has an apple ones got a pineapple one has a grenade. First guy jumps out drops his apple when he gets down he sees a little girl crying. He asks whats wrong and explains she was jump roping and a...
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Girls, I just gave a girl that I work with my number. Waiting for a response, am I a creep?

I've been working at my job in a grocery store for two months now. This cute girl there has always shown interest in talking with me. I'm not sure if it's flirtatious or just being nice. She's always so excited to see me...
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Girls, Everything was going swimmingly until 2 days after our date when she changed. Either she's not telling me the truth, or it's her depression?

So my fiance (long-distance relationship) died unexpectedly a few months ago. Later that night an old female co-worker named Jacki started messaging me offering her sympathies, wishing she could help. I've known her for 9...
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How to Tinder/Bumble?

So, it's not easy for me to meet girls because nearly all of my favorite activities are male dominated. I have been using Tinder and Bumble and I have a few questions. Is it better to have a serious profile (I have had...
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My (long time) gaming friend and I exchanged photos. Now he is "interested"?

We met through online gaming a couple of months ago, playing together often enough so I can confidently say that we are pretty decent friends. He is a bit of a joker, and slightly immature in terms of a "dirty mind" but...
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