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I'm a mix of A and B. I always read young adult female posts here on GAG in a high-pitched, slow, baby-like female voice. Like what a anthropomorphic chipmunk or mouse would sound like. It's my "default" female voice in my head.

But if the female poster is 35 or older, I always give them a slightly deeper, sultrier female voice.

I read male sentences in a Microsoft Sam voice as my "default" male voice.

And if they're an older male, I hear them with a grizzled Texan accent, for some reason.

What do you internally hear in your head when reading people's posts online?

Let's say a white British family is going on family holiday to China.. and the wife happens to give birth in China, then goes back home and her son is now considered Chinese jus because he was born in China, even though he's white, lived in England mostly his whole life has British parents and has a British accent... But he's chinese... What? That doesn't make sense to meI think your ethnicity is more to do with the genetics you inherit from your parents/ the way you look, and where you were brought up for most of your life. so I wouldn't call that kid Chinese. And I also wouldn't call Gordon Ramsay Scottish just because he was in Scotland for his first few minutes alive, he looks English, he sounds English, and he was brought up in England for 90% of his childhood... Therefore he is English to me

So for some fictional work of mine, I combined and parodied DC's Justice League and Marvel's The Avengers heroes, to get the most common, cliché hero archetypes with a twist. Which figure looks the coolest to you, though? Who stands out the most?

SUPRAMERICAN (Henry Smith). 6'5''. Brave, virtuous, strong, a little cocky. Powers: Flight, super-strength, invulnerable, superspeed, subzero freezing vision, heat breath, and can turn invisible.

IRON KNIGHT (Kevin Murphy). 5'6''. Nerdy genius, anti-social, a jerk. No superpowers, but has an advanced, high-tech suit, as well as genius IQ, is a tech wizard, and expert in martial arts.

ATHENA (Athena Olympus). 6'2''. Personality: Polite and highly intelligent, but very insecure, jealous, and emotional. Powers: Superstrength, super durability, super agility, master martial artist and hand-to-hand combatant, master sword fighter, master war tactician.

OCEAN KING (Edgar Aquino). 5'8''. Quiet 18 year old. Bashful. Doesn't talk (but can). Powers: Can breathe and live underwater, can control water and sea creatures, good hand-to-hand combatant, very durable.

LIGHTSPEED (Lori Lee). 5'6''. Funny with a good sense of humor, jovial, a little narcissistic and vain, obsessed with social media likes and followers. Powers: Can run faster than the speed of light, super durability, doesn't need to breathe, doesn't age.

LIGHTNING BUG (Lucian Luzio). 5'9". Works for the military. Is mostly just a normal guy, but is working class (poor) and in financial debt. Powers: Can manipulate light and matter, being able to create almost anything for a brief period of time. Can rappel and swing through the air using hard-light grappling hooks.

GREEN-MAN (Grene Mann). 7'2''. Very introverted. Cynical, sarcastic, pessimistic, kind of a downer. Is the last of his kind. Has a Jersey accent (his Earth father had the same accent). Powers: Superstrength, super durability, bulletproof, can shapeshift, high intelligence, can read minds.