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It's nearly Christmas and Santa and his elves are busy getting ready for the big day yet despite overwhelming scientific proof there are still people who doubt his existence.
THEY CLAIM IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FLY AROUND THE WORLD THAT FAST but it wasn't that long ago scientists claimed we'd never build flying machines. Even the train was deemed impossible and dangerous. The idea of crossing the Atlantic in hours not months was once a dream. So scientists have been proved wrong in the past. Who knows what advanced technology the north poleians have.
NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN HIM, no one's seen God either but people still believe in him. I've never seen a whale but I believe they probably exist. Remember if your travelling around the world in a single night you got to be moving too fast for anyone to get a decent photo. Even if you stop off for a toilet break who's going to photograph santa taking a piss?
ALL THE SANTAS YOU SEE ARE FAKES yes and this PROVES his existence. The best place to hide a tree is in a forest. By flooding the world with fake Santa's he's able to move around without drawing attention.
WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE GET EQUAL PRESENTS? Well not everyone is good and he knows whose naughty and nice. It just so happens that poor people usually aren't that nice, they commit most of the crimes after all. Would you walk through a ghetto at night? No, and neither would santa. An obese old white guy ladened with expensive gifts, far to risky.
YOU CAN'T SEE HIS WORKSHOP ON GOOGLE EARTH that's because there's snow on the roof and it just blends in. You can't view a lot of north Korea but it still exists.
REINDEER CAN'T FLY. How do you know have you ever even tried to fly one? There are millions of reindeer in romote parts of the world, how do we know what they're doing at night.

It sickens me that millions of people still deny his existence.