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In my years I've seen girls coming up with the most bizarre rationalizations to feel OK about cheating. Guys at least accept they are dirty and f***ed up if they cheat, but girls is a different story, LOL!

So vote for the one you think is the most common. I'm pretty sure there are more, but these are the ones I was able to come up with on the spot.

If you have a good one, commented it below, I guess people can vote on those by giving them thumbs up.

He tells you that IF you two marry, you don't even have to work, you can be at home and relax, and go shopping with his money, buying anything and everything you want.

Let's you live in his house. You don't have to pay rent or any bills at all. Let's you bring your female friends over and eat whatever and do whatever. If you or your female friends leave a mess or dirty dishes behind he will clean it.

Lets you stay out as late as you want, partying with his money driving a car of your choice that he pays for using a credit card he gave you. If you are coming home late, he will sleep on the coach in the basement so you don't have to "sneak" in. Heck, you could even bring some random guy home and f.uck and he would never know.

Works his a.ss off just to give you all the money for clothes, manicures, pedicures, make up, spa, massages, vacations, car detailing whatever, and then gives you an allowance to top it off. When he comes home from standing on his feet all day, he falls on his knees and gives you a foot massage and kisses your feet while you lay on the sofa watching the TV you've been watching for hours.

Cooks, cleans, washes all the dishes, cleans your car, maintains your car, pays for your cell phone or phones, gives you whatever you want at the snap of your finger.

Buys you jewelry any time you get upset so you feign being upset all the time yielding tons of jewelry from diamond necklaces to a plethora of toe rings. Gifts also include purses and heels.

He can't even go any where or do anything without your strictest permission. He can't stare at any other girl but you and as a matter of fact to prevent him from cheating, (which he would never do anyways) you keep his genitals in a chastity belt and hold the key in your possession. However, the same rules don't apply to you, while he's at work you can f.uck whoever, you can go where ever and check out guys in front of him and comment accordingly.

Basically he treats you like a Goddess..in other words he's your b.itch. and hella p.ussy whipped. Answer the question and then answer the poll