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I know that I will look awkward with braces either way, especially at my age, but do you think having a beard might help? (That is, a short goatee and a moustache - that's pretty much all I can pull off with my facial hair)
Or would it just make it look more awkward?

By the way, I have shoulder-long blond hair (somewhere between Thor and Kurt Cobain).

I don't know why but there's something about guys that just makes them SO attractive in my eyes. The way they have flat chests and nothing to feel or play with, the way they have no curves, the way they are heavy and hard to touch, the way they have body hair like a gorilla, the way they sweat and stink a lot, the way they have massive green veins popping out of their hands and arms, the way they have deep, unsettling croaky voices, the way they have a big fat Adam's apple bulging out of their necks, the way they have untamed facial hair making them look homeless, the way they have hairy, bulky legs, the way they always wear nothing but jeans and a t-ahirt and their fashion is a lot more limited, the way they have massive egos and are aggressive and domineering, the way they have a long thick penis protruding out and a long, wrinkly ballsack dangling between their legs.

Compare this to women who are the exact opposite. They have no bodily hair (yuck), are incredibly soft and smooth to touch (yuck), always smell amazing (yuck), have soft, soothing, comforting voices (yuck), have long, luscious hair (yuck), have much softer lips (yuck), have more curves than a winding road (yuck), have long, silky-smooth legs that shine (yuck), are well known universally to be the symbol and pinnacle of physical beauty (yuck), are more caring and nurturing (yuck), have no external genitalia hanging out (yuck), have an inexhaustible range of different outfits most of which consisting of many vibrant colours and beautiful patterns (yuck).

I can't help but feel this way so does this make me gay?

Girls what do you think about guys facial hair in general? Guys which do you prefer to grow? What do you think about me?