Compare this to women who are the exact opposite. They have no bodily hair (yuck), are incredibly soft and smooth to touch (yuck), always smell amazing (yuck), have soft, soothing, comforting voices (yuck), have long, luscious hair (yuck), have much softer lips (yuck), have more curves than a winding road (yuck), have long, silky-smooth legs that shine (yuck), are well known universally to be the symbol and pinnacle of physical beauty (yuck), are more caring and nurturing (yuck), have no external genitalia hanging out (yuck), have an inexhaustible range of different outfits most of which consisting of many vibrant colours and beautiful patterns (yuck).
I can't help but feel this way so does this make me gay?
- Yes, isn't it obvious?
- No, you're just confused
- I see what you did there