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I'm an introverted type of guy with pretty refine taste buds that appreciates all aspects of gastronomy.

But over the years I've been questioning the very nature of the foods we eat, their origins and how they are linked to our personality and looks. Below are a few things I noticed that's slowly been making me not like food. I really don't even want to talk to or be around delicious food after researching this.

1. During highschool and college I ate a lot of candy bars. Because of this I gained some weight and became a lower rank omega male. This encouraged me to eat more candy bars which lowered my rank even further. And then there was no more candy bars. How is this fair?

2. Brownies are sociopaths. They don't care about my image problems or how many calories they force down my throat. They seduce you with their good looks but then when you go ahead and eat them they don't even say thank you.

3. Current Bugles flavors are limited to: Chile Cheese, Nacho Cheese, Original, Sour Cream & Onion, Salsa, Smokin' BBQ, Churros, Southwest Ranch, Sweet and Salty Chocolate Peanut Butter, Sweet and Salty Caramel, Hot Buffalo, and Hot & Spicy BBQ.

4. But Doritos has hundreds and hundreds of flavors..

5. Society only cares about Bacon's wants and needs.

6. from mans creation everyone was always really hungry yet ice cream acts as if I haven't eaten anything yet. It even pressures me to eat it quickly before it melts.

7. Nobody cares about Human on Human violence. But everyone cares about Burrito on Burrito violence.

8. If I eat 60 hotdogs in 10 minutes no one will care. If a thin Asian guy eats the same amount he is a god. I as an enthusiastic eater am expected to eat and carry a lot more, I am a living fridge, A tool.

Now why should I even like food if I'm only an expendable fridge that will be ignored if I don't have enough CARBS? I have no reason to be hungry or have a stomach if all foods view me as their personal fridge.