Search Results: Flash

Power Word: Stun U
Instant - U
Untap up to one target land.
Tap target Creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next Untap step. If the target creature is a token, exile it instead.

Power Word Maladroit 2U
Instant - R
Untap up to three target lands.
Tap target Creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next Untap step. If the target creature is a token, exile it instead.
Draw a card.

Maze 1U
Enchantment - R
When Maze enters the Battlefield, choose a non-land permanent on the Battlefield and exile it. That permanent's owner may pay its Mana cost twice to return it to the Battlefield.

Extract Water Elemental XUU
Sorcery - R
Exile target creature with converted mana cost X. Create a Blue X/X Elemental Creature token.

Hallucination 1U
Instant - R
Create a 4/4 Blue Illusion Creature token with Flying blocking target attacking Creature. At end of turn, sacrifice that token.

Bigby's Forceful Hand 2U
Enchantment - R
Flash.
1U: Remove target attacking or blocking creature from combat.

Pretender 2UU
Creature - Shapeshifter - R
Flying.
If Pretender is in your hand, you may discard a card to give it Flash until end of turn. If you do, Pretender is free to cast until end of turn. If you play Pretender this way, return it to its owner's hand at end of turn.
2/4

Greater Werewolf 2GG
Creature - Werewolf - R
Upkeep: G.
Protection from sources with converted mana cost 2 or less.
1G: Regenerate.
3/3

Noble Paladin 1WW
Creature - Knight - R
Flash.
When Noble Paladin enters the Battlefield, target unit gains +2/+2 until end of turn.
2/2

Armored Roach 1BB
Creature - Insect - R
Adapt. (When Armored Roach survives damage, it gains a +1/+1 counter).
At the end of each Phase, remove all damage from Armored Roach.
2/3

Improved Alacrity RGU
Enchantment - R
When Improved Alacrity enters the Battlefield, draw a card.
At the beginning of your Upkeep, draw a card.

Time Reverse 2UU
Instant - R
You may skip your next turn instead of paying Time Reverse's mana cost.
Counter target spell.

Mind Blank B
Instant - R
As an additional cost to play Mind Blank, Discard two cards.
Counter target spell.

Short-Faced Bear 1G
Creature - Bear - U
1G: Short-Faced Bear gains +2/+2 until end of turn.
2/2

So I've definitely always liked video games since I was a kid. I started out with Teletubbies and Mario flash games when I was like 5 or 6, and built on from there.

These days... I don't play any Teletubbies games anymore obviously, but I still play a lot of Mario, or just Nintendo games in general. There's actually a franchise I like even more than Mario, Pokemon, because I like collecting all the creatures with the different unique designs.

However... despite how much I like video games, I really, REALLY fucking suck at them. At every genre. Like when it comes to puzzles, it literally takes me HOURS to find the simplest thing, and then when I look up a guide it's so obvious and I feel stupid. Or in fighting games, I get my ass kicked by literally EVERYONE in multiplayer. And when it comes to platformers, I'm just so sloppy and end up always dying.

I'm not really the type of person with any particular talent, but it seems I'm just ESPECIALLY bad at video games for some reason.

I don't know if it's because I'm not very much of a creative or logical thinker or whatever, but I just suck at them.

Now I play video games for fun, and I don't mind being bad, but losing all the time does get frustrating, and it's kind of discouraging to see how much better everyone is than me in multiplayer mode.

So the other day I hate stayed at my girlfriend's house for a sleepover. And when she woke up, she got dressed, of course. She showered... then did her hair... and lastly, put on a cute black dress over her bra and underwear, the was about mid-thigh, and put on black shoes. But I noticed she never put on shorts.

I was like, "Honey, wait, aren't you forgetting something?"

And she was like, "What?"

I was like, "Aren't you supposed to have on shorts under such a short dress?"

And she was like, "What? No way! I've been wearing dresses since I was 3, and never did such a thing! And I don't know anyone who does either. Plus, it's 100 degrees Fahrenheit out there."

And I was like, "But aren't you embarrassed? Embarrassed you might flash someone?"

And she was like, "Pffft, you are so funny. That has never once happened. Just sit carefully, and bam, nothing to worry about."