I was like, "Honey, wait, aren't you forgetting something?"
And she was like, "What?"
I was like, "Aren't you supposed to have on shorts under such a short dress?"
And she was like, "What? No way! I've been wearing dresses since I was 3, and never did such a thing! And I don't know anyone who does either. Plus, it's 100 degrees Fahrenheit out there."
And I was like, "But aren't you embarrassed? Embarrassed you might flash someone?"
And she was like, "Pffft, you are so funny. That has never once happened. Just sit carefully, and bam, nothing to worry about."