Search Results: animal questions

One of my darkest secrets is that 50% of my Youtube subscription box is made of food channels, so while watching Mike Chen's food travels at Strictly Dumpling and hearing him talk about all the kinds of meat he as a self-proclaimed meatatarian favors, I realized the horrific reality that I would probably be unable to answer should I have to face the same question.

What kind of meat do you like the most?

My mind wandered off to pictures of dry-cured Jamon, but all of a sudden I started picturing myself unable to exist without a stockpile of fish roe or smoked salmon.
To this moment I found no reliable scientific method to decide so instead I chose to mention two of my most favorite meat products that most people worldwide probably haven't heard much of.

#1 Schwarzwälder Schinken (Black Forest Ham)
No, not the processed meat garbage that you have overseas, the REAL Schwarzwälder is a dry cured ham much like Jamon or Prosciutto, with a flavor profile more reminiscent of bacon that usually packs a greater amount of fat than its two drier cousins.
No day goes by without my fridge housing at least a pound of this beauty.

2# Smoked Bacon
"It ain't bacon unless it's smoked." -- Jamie Oliver (2013)
Bacon you ask? But that thing is everywhere!
I get you, that was exactly what has been on my mind since forever, until I kept running into foreigners considering me crazy for eating my bacon raw.
But why? I thought everyone eats their bacon raw!
It wasn't until later that I realized that overwhelming majority of mass produced bacon is not actually "smoked" and thus is not safe to eat without further preparation.
Apparently, most of the bacon in my country is locally produced smoked bacon that most lovers of sad rubbery bacon worldwide don't get much experience of, which explains the dissonance.

So what is your favorite kind of meat fellow meat eaters?
Do you like meat from a particular animal? Or a certain meat product?
Or are you perhaps one of the dreaded veggiesauruses?

You may or may not have met women with high standards but it basically means, that these women have incredibly high standards, that only the top 20% of all men are able to achieve. The unrealistic high standards include but are not limited to:

rich, muscular, can beat up anybody, educated, above 6 feet tall and below 6.2 feet, has a good car, blue eyes, blonde hair, tan skin, bright teeth, has no beard at all, smart, takes her everywhere to dates and pays for everything, big tool, sexually and romantically experienced, good looking, loves animals and kids, repairs things in the house, high paid job like staff managers, religious, loves gardens, hates video games and hates beer, placeholder, ivjcjffj, xibidej, hdndj...

and when you ask these females "okay, suppose there is this prince in his shining armor riding on his white unicorn, what do YOU offer to the relationship?" they do not respond. It seems like they have nothing to offer in such a relationship other than their presence. It makes me want to hope, that they won't find a man to be in a relationship with until they reevaluate their own value and their expectations and the reality altogether. What would you say?

Your options are God or the Devil (you can even include anyone working on the Devil's behalf). We'll divide it into two questions:

Who killed more people?

Who killed more animals?