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So because of my dietary choices I don't often get to have snacks such as potato chips, but last week I was over at my grandparent's to celebrate their birthdays.
Of course like the typical grandparents, they had a bunch of snacks stashed away in case their already-nearly-balding grandchildren come over for visit.

One of them was a bag of potato chips.
But of course you open them and you find it out it is this damn kind of potato chips.
The cheap, sad, malnourished, uneven excuses for potato chips that are burnt on one side and crystallized into the form of potato glass that constantly pricks your delicate gums on the other.
And of course once you get to the bottom half of the bag your chips are nothing but a layer of sharp breadcrumbs that succumbed to outside pressure that you now have to lick out or spill out into your mouth like a swine.

So of course when I finally found the excuse to have some junk food only to see these chips fall out of the bag I just had to think to myself "why do these things even exist?".

That being said, are you with me on this crusade of preventing sad chips from violating dreams of innocent people any further?
Or are you a heretic that likes them for some reason?

Disclaimer: my hatred is not directed at non-ridged factory manufactured chips like Pringles, since these tend to be thicker and lack the issues of the aforementioned sad chipses.