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Bro acted like this was all routine! 😱 pic.twitter.com/Wp0enFitSc

— thieves getting fucked (@RobberyFaiI) May 30, 2023

This can’t be real pic.twitter.com/aXNSQVoOli

— Lance🇱🇨 (@Bornakang) May 29, 2023

This guy goes to a doctor and she informs him that he has Chlamydia on his eyelid. The doctor asked him if he's sexually active and he says that he hasn't had sex in 3-4 months. So the doctor explains that he may have gotten chlamydia as a result of a person sweating at the gym. She explains that the guy may have left his towel on the machine with chlamydia and when he went to wipe his face, may have accidentally inoculated himself with the bacteria.

Are you scared of getting Chlamydia at the gym?

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-biden-crying-toddler-white-house_n_647082d8e4b0a7554f3e675f
Biden Assures Crying Toddler That He's 'Bored With' Himself, Too

President Joe Biden’s remarks were no match for a crying toddler on Friday, but the White House crowd’s reaction to a quip about his speech drowned out the whimpering interruptions.
Biden, who welcomed the NCAA Championship-winning men’s basketball team from the University of Connecticut to the White House, was midway through reflecting on a conversation he had with university President Radenka Maric when the child sounded off in the audience.

“I was telling the president of the university that when I was in school... That’s OK, she’s allowed to do anything you want. Kids rule in my house,” Biden said as he directed his attention to the crying.
The crowd’s laughter, however, didn’t end the crying, so Biden softened his voice for the toddler.

“What’s the matter? What’s the matter? I don’t blame you; I’m bored with me, too,” he quipped.

Twitter users were quick to compare Biden’s exchange with the child to remarks from former President Donald Trump, who called on a parent to “get the baby outta here” when he heard crying in a campaign rally’s crowd in 2016.

“Don’t worry about that baby. I love babies, I love babies. I hear that baby crying, I like it... don’t worry,” he initially said.
https://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/trump-kicks-out-baby-rally-226566

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jesse-kelly-chilling-call-america_n_646dbd76e4b056fd46dd5d1c
Conservative Radio Host Issues Chilling Call For What America 'Needs'

Conservative radio host Jesse Kelly, who was a frequent guest on Tucker Carlson’s prime-time Fox News show before Carlson’s reported firing from the conservative network last month, tweeted this week that America “needs a dictator.”
“As the great John Adams said, a free country only works for a ‘moral people,’” Kelly wrote on Twitter. “We are not worthy of freedom. A dictator is coming.”

Another Twitter user suggested Kelly’s comments were “a warning” and not a literal advocation for a dictator.
They asked for clarification.
He responded: “I don’t give clarifications. What I said is right there for everyone to read. It’s quite plain and simple. The perpetually offended dork wing will take it how they take it. The ‘get it’ people will understand it. It needs no further clarification at all.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/u-haul-truck-crash-white-house_n_646c7133e4b0ab2b97e9ec02#
U-Haul Truck Crash Near White House May Have Been Intentional: Secret Service

The U. S. Secret Service said the driver of a U-Haul vehicle that crashed into barriers near the White House on Monday evening may have acted “intentionally,” according to preliminary investigation findings. No injuries were reported as a result of the incident.
Reuters has released an image of a Nazi flag and other items lying adjacent to the truck, which it reports were found inside the vehicle, citing a witness.

Anthony Guglielmi, the Secret Service communications chief, said Washington D. C.’s Police Department examined the truck and declared it to be safe.
A “preliminary investigation reveals the driver may have intentionally struck the security barriers at Lafayette Square,” Guglielmi wrote on Twitter. “Charges will be filed by the United States Park Police with investigative support from the #SecretService.”
The U. S. Park Police told HuffPost an adult male is facing several arrest charges, including threatening to kill, kidnap or inflict harm on a president, vice president or family member, in connection with the incident.

According to an earlier statement by the Secret Service, the incident took place just before 10 p. m. Monday. Agents took in the driver, whose truck collided with security barriers on the north side of Lafayette Square at 16th Street. No White House staff or agents were injured as a result of the crash, and the agency is probing the event.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marjorie-taylor-greene-reporter-go-back-to-your-country_n_62b3db50e4b0cdccbe669351#
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Tells Reporter To ‘Go Back To Your Country’

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) boasted Wednesday that she told a reporter to “go back to your country” after being asked about the disparity in gun violence between the U. S. and the U. K.

“We don’t have guns in the U. K., that is true, but we don’t have mass shootings either,” a woman, whose identity was unclear, asked Greene at a press conference, according to a clip the congresswoman posted to Twitter. “Children aren’t scared to go to school.”

Greene, flanked by other pro-gun House Republicans, including Reps. Lauren Boebert (Colo.) Thomas Massie (Ky.) and Andrew Clyde (Ga.), replied: “You have mass stabbings, lady. You have all kinds of murder and you’ve got laws against that.”
“Nothing like the same rates here,” the reporter replied.

“Well, you can go back to your country and worry about your no guns. We like ours here,” Greene said.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/trump-rips-enemies-ignores-melania-161328403.html
Trump Rips Enemies, Ignores Melania in Mother’s Day Post

It appears that Donald Trump has left Melania Trump, his current wife and mother of his youngest child, unnamed in his Mother’s Day greetings. Instead, the former president chose to wish a “Happy Mother’s Day” to the mothers of the “complete Lunatics and Maniacs” who are part of “the Radical Left.” How sweet.

Trump shared his Mother’s Day well wishes on Truth Social, the social media platform he launched in the wake of his pre-Elon Musk exile from Twitter. Within an hour of going live, the post accumulated more than 2,000 shares, aka “ReTruths.”

Happy Mother’s Day to ALL, in particular the Mothers, Wives and Lovers of the Radical Left Fascists, Marxists, and Communists who are doing everything within their power to destroy and obliterate our once great Country,” he wrote.

Just minutes later, the former president was back to posting his usual drivel about politics — this time bashing his rival, Ron DeSantis, with Trump’s pet name for him, “Rob DeSanctimonious.”

Trump is fond of using holidays to shout out his detractors. On Easter in 2021, he released a statement very similar to his Mother’s Day post, declaring, “Happy Easter to ALL, including the Radical Left CRAZIES who rigged our Presidential Election, and want to destroy our Country!” On July 4, 2014, he tweeted, “Happy 4th of July to everyone, including the haters and losers!” Less than a year earlier, he tweeted about Sept. 11, writing, “I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.”