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My dad sent me an e-mail, I told him my opinion about this issue. However I would like your opinions as well.

I'm pasting it now...

hi nasrinie , chetoriee , I hope better than I am... last night when I got home from a hard day at work in this nasty heat I got I a stupid argument with noushin over a unnecessary subject and I lost control and broke her picture , how ever I did a wrong thing and regrade it so much I don't think this is a good time for mom to meet up under this conditions and circumstances unless you and or sirini step in and talk to her about this , this is how the story started , she calls me in about 5 pm to come home and take pegah for a college presentations , so I did this though I was so exhausted from my daily job, not to mention that after I drooped pegah for the 3 hours presentation my car ran off the gas and the fricking gas cap was locked without the key (I had a wrong keys with me ) I had to go get some tools to brake gas cap off to put gas in the car and after I fixed it this time I lock my self out of the car ( didn't have the door key to open) so I had to go through so much sh*t to come home ( just like herror movies ) and when I got home one of the two of the air condition units to the house broke and was blowing hot air , now imagine how I felt, so I called one of my Friends that works on air conditions to come and fix it , he shows up right away ( verey unusual to show up that quick ) troubleshoot the problem and thanks goodness it wasn't a big problem and we got it under control , but because it needed a parts and the part store who carries the part was closed that time of the night we had to wait until the next morning and told noushin about it and gave her the comfort of her mind that we got it under control and I am managing it in a best way possible , so I laid back and asked my friend to stay over night so he can go to pick up parts directly from our house on the next morning , so we grabbed a couple of coold beers and sat down and relaxed until noushin as usual started ordering me around with the well known meted of hers and got in my nerves and disturbed the situation ... I like to ask you a question 2 plus what is four ,gun plus what is shooting ,and relaxing plus what is a fighting ...i was trying to cool down from a tough day of work and she is disrespectfully saying things like hosh hoshhh several time like you would say that to a donkeys , I am not a donkey how ever I am working like one to support my idiot family , I am more like a work horse that need a different kind of treatments than say such disrespect full thing , I felt so tribal that I couldn't sleep last night even though I took several sleeping pills and in the morning when I left in such rush I forgot to take my cell phone along with other thing , so I can't call any one including mom my land line number is 602 -xxx-xxxx call me and let me know if you can talk to her

Ok so yesterday at steak and shake, I was just having a good time with my friends and they see 3 girls my age sit down at a table and say she's hot bla bla bla. So later on, they were telling me to use a pick up line which was a no, or just for the f*** of it cause it would be funny, such as the dublin pick up line or polar bear. Well, I came up with a different idea which might have worked. I didn't want too single out any of them so I just wrote down my number on 3 different sheets of paper. Then I walked by the girls as I was leaving, said "Hey ladies." and winked as I turned the corner. So what are your opinions about this? Weird, creepy, funny, unique(which is good) etc. And if I had left one sheet of paper for the hottest girl, would that have worked better?

I was just doing it cause I wanted to crack up my friends. But I want to know would this actually work?