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I'm a mixed-race half-Indian, nearly 34yo man, who's only 5'8" tall, and weighs in at only 132lbs (with a lean, athletic build- no matter how hard I train and try to bulk up, my muscles only ever get harder, never any bigger). I have mild Aspergers', and allegedly have a weird, overly formal accent, after having had to relearn how to speak from speech therapy lessons after suffering from selective mutism for more than a year at the age of 4-5, with a deep, nasal voice only making me sound weirder and more freakish. I also have stress-related epilepsy, suffering from regular grand-mal seizures which strike completely without warning, once every 1-2 months on average, and because of this, I'm not legally allowed to drive, and most likely never will be. The combination of these two neural conditions makes it a near certainty that I'm going to die of a stroke, and reduces my predicted life expectancy by 35yrs- meaning that I've definitely got less than half of my life left to live, and may well have less than 18yrs left to live.

I'm also a failed entrepreneur, after the company I founded got forced into liquidation 2yrs ago, saving up towards my second start-up attempt; with my current regular income, from my part-time job, amounting to less than £5k p. a. (and my primary source of income, from online stock market trading, varying wildly from month to month, ranging from +£2k to -£1k).
And I'm still a kissless virgin who's been on a grand total of 4 first dates in his life, and never gotten a second date. As a result, I've grown to become extremely cynical, hopeless and pessimistic about my dating prospects, and have come to firmly believe that I'm one of the ugliest, least attractive, most pathetic, pitiful and worthless men in the world. Shouldn't I just accept that I'll die alone, and that no girl in the world could ever conceivably be remotely attracted to, let alone sexually aroused by, a guy like me?

I used to make these all the time in Reddit's /r/6perks, but they always whine and b*tch over on Reddit, so... I'm bringing them here! Which one of these would you want as a Winggirl?

1. Marla Rivas is a quintessential city girl in a leather miniskirt with a Mid-Atlantic accent who works as a bartender while pursuing a law degree. She's street smart and savvy to how people work but behind that cool as ice exterior, she's really insecure and it's all a facade.

2. Kessandra/Kesi for short, is the socialite who knows the upper class lifestyle and is your golden ticket into how the elite and super-rich party. She'll connect you with the big wigs. However, she's a bit past her prime and getting a little too old for this sh*t, but can't admit it.

3. Kyung/"K" is the laid-back feminine tomboy who looks pretty, but acts like one of the guys and has some of the filthiest sex jokes you've ever heard. But, she comes from a really racist family who want nothing to do with you and will only hang out with you in secret.

4. Holly, the sweetheart Christian girl-next-door who doesn't like partying, but has a semi-famous rapper brother who's cool and often likes to invite her out to various events and parties. He's generally nice to anyone his sister likes, but you'll never really be in the inner circle of her brother's crowd. Just a "guest."

5. Miami Millie is a whole lot to deal with, and lives the hard rock and roll lifestyle when not doing exotic dancing as a job. She's friends with some of the hottest sex industry workers in town and can hook you up for free, but she's also on the verge of catastrophe with the hard partying she does.

6. Kharisma/Khari is an Indian immigrant pharma grad student and D&D nerd and likes to play board games and card games with friends. She loves superheroes and has a decent size community of nerdy online female friends who live close by. While cute enough for your tastes, Khari is not at all attracted to you as a lesbian.