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Here's what I look like:





My body (before tanning, now I look better):

As you can see I am a really hot guy. The thing is that too many girls who are ugly or average believe they stand a chance with me even though this is obviously not true. Here are my dating standards:

Body:
-Must be thin but not too skinny. Bony or muscly is a dealbreaker.
-At least 5'4'' or taller. If she meets other standards I can overlook it though.
-At least B cups, perky boobs.
-Butt that is not too small and is perky.
-Perfect smooth pale skin. If she is overall good then I can consider a darker-skinned girl.
-Slim waist, wide hips. Hourglass shape.

As you can see, my standards regarding body are not that high. Most girls who take care of their body meet these standards.

Face:
-Good facial bones without any recessions.
-Almond shaped eyes with good under-eye support and not much upper eyelid exposure. Blue and green eyes are greatly preferred even though it's not a requirement.
-Perfect smooth pale skin, no acne. If she is overall good then I can consider a darker-skinned girl.
-Thick long hair, preferably blonde (not a requirement though).
-Small or medium straight nose.
-Forward maxilla, good jawline. Chin must not be too small, but not too big. Medium sized mandible.
-High prominent cheekbones.
-Feminine fat distribution. Buccal fat (chubby cheeks) are OK, but she needs to look really youthful and feminine. I don't require a modelesque face like mine, cute face is good.
-Plump feminine lips.

I don't think these standards are too high, but for some reason girls who are way below my league think they deserve a hot guy like me. I am not a hypocrite for having these standards because I meet the male analogue of them.

What do you think of these standards? Should I be more picky or is this enough?