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Okay, so while I was buying something at another store in town, and was on my way back to the register, this very amusing blonde woman stepped out in front of me in the isle with her buggy.

Now she is obviously a nurse, but here's the deal. She stopped somewhere after shift and changed her pants, because the pink she had on is not standard issue attire. This woman is gorgeous from head to toe, but she wanted her behind to be be noticed. I say again, she obviously specifically dressed that way before going into the shopping center.

Now I was thinking first of all, "where did this lovely woman come from? I haven't seen her around."

Now I could have talked to her at the check-out, but I was hung up on whether it's really "okay" to give or get two numbers at once?

I know why I find her attractive, and it's okay to me.

Thing is, around here, there really isn't anywhere to meet people, so I know why she did what she did. Now I was getting a better look at her face and I'm wondering to myself, "Why am I not talking to her?"

The girl was begging for it, she changed her pants before going in the store just so a guy would notice her ass more, but they are of course the same color, and I feel like I should have talked to her, but stuff like this always happens at the dumbest and most inconvenient places, like the cash register. It feels "unfair" to do that, because I feel like I'd be violating her space or something if I tried that then and there.

When it occurred to me that's what she was up to, I almost laughed out loud about it. I should have gone ahead and talked to her anyway. Stuff in life should not be so black and white all the time.

"Playette". Gotta be.

I was in the "very amusing" mode of attraction. There is no good reason my clueless ass should not have talked to her.

Might have to ask my sister if she knows her.