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This may be slightly lengthy so please bare with me.

I'm a 34 year old loser who still lives with his parents and never had a girlfriend, job, etc. The usual g@g sob story.

Anyway in the past I've been on thin ice with the folks doing things like running up a bill on the phone sex line and being caught by my parents coming home early and I still had prostitutes here.

So lately my parents have been renovating to get the house improved so they can prepare to sell and move to a retirement village when they need to as they are in their early 60's.
Their bedroom and the bathroom are off limits for the moment and out back there are two makeshift buildings. One is the bathroom and one is their bedroom.

Last night I got drunk drowning my sorrows and playing a long session on the Xbox360 I got for my 26th birthday.
I woke up in the night needing to piss and was still really out of it.
So what happened is this: I went into the building which was my parents room instead of the bathroom and urinated on them.
As I was pissing I heard my dad speak like he was under water. I think he said "barbera, is that a leak?" Then he flicked on the light and saw I was pissing on him. They were horrified. I was too drunk to have an emotion.
My father was getting hosed the worst and my mother was just getting a bit of back splash.
I couldn't just cut it off mid stream so I had to just keep going.
My parents are saying I have to leave by the end of the week.
What do I do? I have no life skills.
Anything anyone can say to help is much appreciated.

Firstly I don't think I'm a sociopath. But my friend say I have sociopath tendencies? I'm like there such thing as sociopath tendencies either u are one or not.

He told me thya I do these thing a lot and I do but I don't agree that makes me a sociopath.

1. I think I'm above and better than everyone ( which is true I feel like I'm better than all and world stops when I go to sleep)

2. I like to watch people get hurt ( I do like this but mostly if I don't like this person. This guy I know I hate him his girlfriend was banging his coworker and he cried in the break room. And I smiled the entire time he crying.

3. You like to watch people and manipulate
and anticipate there movement and thoughts ( I do this to but its fun to see people mad scared nervous or even happy i like to watch body language. I like to watch when a guy hits on a girl and sqatch her reaction or his. I love stereotype and seeing if people live up to them I like to spread rummor just little ones and watch them grow and change people opinion of one another)

4. No empathy ( he said because I watced this homeless lady get hit by a car laughed at her scream and walked away. She was screaming like spongebob. Also the guy that hit her and broke her leg stopped and called the cops why shpuld I stay. My friedn was here with me when it happened. He laughed afterwards but not during. also I light have told him that if tboose people over there died I wouldn't care because it didn't happen to me or thing or people I like so it doesn't matter. Also when people cross me there no boundaries I would take to get even.

5. Caring about people opinion of me and I lie to much. ( I care how people percvie me a lot. I want people to think I'm nice and kind. So I lie sometimes to make it happen.

I told him im asshole at best I told him. He says leafy is here is a asshole. he want me to see someone im like bro it's me.