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So I was wearing this outfit the other day.

And two of my friends complained about my shorts being too short. One of them was like, "dude, your shorts are above the knee? That's gay." And the other was like, "Your balls are about to come out of those shorts."

I told them they were the first ones to complain about the length of my shorts, and they said, "Everyone's been thinking it, we're just the first ones to finally say something to your ass."

And my reaction, just... they're called SHORTS!!! They're supposed to be SHORT!!!

And this is one of my longer pairs I wear on a slightly colder day, actually. This is like 7 or 8 inch inseam. I usually wear 5, mid-thigh.

I wear shorter shorts for a few reasons. One... it's just comfortable. Two... I think it looks good. Three, I don't mind looking a little bit more feminine. I have hairless, perfect smooth legs, and I think shorter shorts just really suit me. I sort of want an androgynous gender-neutral look.

But maybe I'm just weird, and these shorts ARE too short... I'm not the most normal person out there, lmao.

Still though... I hope they're not too short. Cuz I almost always wear shorts, and no pants, and ALL of my shorts are SEVERAL inches above the knee... so that means basically like 90% of my wardrobe is too short! 😭😭😭